Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Rosso]

Just realised that they are heavily relyiant on a 34 year old who's going without a winter break for the first time in his career...

They were absolutely horrid during his drought, so you would expect him to break down eventually and United to suffer for it. Unfortunately he seems to be some kind of superhuman, big players like him and Giroud seem very resilient.

Definitely a worry but Pogba and Mkhitaryan are capable of chipping in and now settled down, Mata too. Also Martial and Rashford are starting to show some form now.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

He is a freak of nature indeed. Last year a lot of people were sneering at Ibra's goal scoring record on a perceived "low level" Ligue 1 and that was simply stupid. The dude is an immense player, literally and figuratively.

Add to that the best goalkeeper in the league, who quite easily keeps them in matches by virtue of his sharp reflexes alone & we've got a fight on our hands to hang on to that fourth spot.

Pity we can't have the likes of your avatar leading us, we'd have won a couple titles and maybe burned down a city or two doing so

 

[Trilly]

Definitely a worry but Pogba and Mkhitaryan are capable of chipping in and now settled down, Mata too. Also Martial and Rashford are starting to show some form now.

The whole multiple players chipping in to replace an elite goalscorer thing rarely works out for some reason.

As an Arsenal fan I would know, trust me.

 

[carlito'sway]

Add to that the best goalkeeper in the league, who quite easily keeps them in matches by virtue of his sharp reflexes alone & we've got a fight on our hands to hang on to that fourth spot.

Pity we can't have the likes of your avatar leading us, we'd have won a couple titles and maybe burned down a city or two doing so

Great leader of men indeed. We could recreate our own March to the Sea!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Great leader of men indeed. We could recreate our own March to the Sea!

So long as the march takes us through Tottenham, take nothing and burn everything

 

[reed]

Tbh it's a pity that Zlatan came to EPL so late

 

[Wilshero]

Tbh it's a pity that Zlatan came to EPL so late

 

[Sapient Hawk]

That number 9 shirt always was a poisoned chalice

 

[reed]

 

[jones]

Not sure what these * twitter kids think they're achieving when they send these messages.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Who's this

 

[reed]

Who's this

The next Ashley Cole... or Carl Jenkinson

 

[BBF]

Sell him

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

The next Ashley Cole... or Carl Jenkinson

Ah okay, thought the name sounded familiar. Interesting signing, no real risk attached in these type of moves.

 

[Nyctophobia]

I think it's fair to say that Pogba was not the missing cogba in the United machine.

 

[krackpot]

I think it's fair to say that Pogba is not the missing cogba in the United machine.

 

[reed]

Is Manchester "1 - 1" United back? I hope so.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

 

[rich 1990]

I think it's fair to say that Pogba was not the missing cogba in the United machine.

Would have been even fairer to not have said it at all.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Why not Sp**s, they are 2nd in the league lol