Win Manchester United 0 - 1 Arsenal | Sunday, May 12th | KO: 16:30 GMT | Sky Sports

Here's hoping they beat us at home as comfortably as they've beaten Brighton, Bournemouth, Palace & Fulham.

It has fallen to me to shepherd our young, battle weary Gunners & will them on to see our last away match of the season in style.

It is to be the 32nd battle at Old Trafford between the two sides who, in the not-so-distant past, WERE the Premier League.

I say battle because no trip to Old Trafford has ever been a drab affair. Even when both clubs were cast into the wilderness.

Those titanic battles that did matter, usually swung the pelendulum towards the victor.



This legendary gunner knew what it's all about!!

We mustn't falter in the face of what is, undoubtedly, the worst United side since the PL era started. This is coupled with the fact they're being led by the worst United manager of said era & certainly the one most obsessed with us!!

God willing, it's a hard fought 3 points for us so that INEOS remains convinced Ten Hag is the way forward so he can fritter away another £400 million.

Manchester United 0 - Arsenal 2

 

[Sanchez11]

You know that penalty in Sept?

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Casemiro and Evans i guess.

Ahh I thought Evans was injured too.

 

[dino bravo]

You know that penalty in Sept?

What penalty? not heard anyone mention it.

 

[TromsoGooner]

So, who do they play at the back? That Kambwala dude and who else?

Honestly, we gotta play the game not the occasion here. Man for man we **** all over Yanited. Ødegaard will have a field day against McTominay, Casemiro or Amrabat.

Let’s take it to the final day.

I think Kambwala is also injured

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I'd be wary. Carnal services could be closed indefinitely. Risky strategy.

Very much so. Learned things the hard way when the previously accessible promised land had erected fort, dug a moat & placed a 20m killzone around it.

Was touch & go for a while there

 

[andeoch1]

I'd be wary. Carnal services could be closed indefinitely. Risky strategy.

The auld ‘ carnal services’ is a two way street

 

[RichWeath]

This has to be a parody post.

Why?

 

[Sammy1887]

Married men with kids - help me out here: How do I get my wife to let me watch this on Mother's Day?

Pretend to fall sick a day before and carry it on through the matchday..

 

[Sammy1887]

Promise to take her somewhere very expensive for a meal the day before or after, job done.

 

[buckley17]

Married men with kids - help me out here: How do I get my wife to let me watch this on Mother's Day?

Book a dinner reservation or spa appointment for your wife and her Mother at that time.

 

[Lady_Gooner]

If Fulham get a result on Saturday, we will win. If City go top I can see us dropping points here due to feeling dejected.

 

[GDeep™]

3-0. My predictions have been basically spot on for 2 months now.

 

[Lady_Gooner]

3-0. My predictions have been basically spot on for 2 months now.

Do you actually mean 3-0 or 0-3

 

[HighburyHigh]

Watch them play like 1970s Brazil. I bet they play their best game of the season. Rashford to give 110%.
It’s their cup final remember.

 

[Sanchez11]

3-0. My predictions have been basically spot on for 2 months now.

What you saying about City?

 

[GDeep™]

Do you actually mean 3-0 or 0-3

0-3.

 

[GDeep™]

What you saying about City?

Another 3/4 goal win.

 

[HighburyHigh]

1-1

 

[db10_therza]

Book a dinner reservation or spa appointment for your wife and her Mother at that time.

Or better yet book a spa reservation for your wife and YOUR mother.

She’ll never mention Mother’s Day ever again…

 

[Synical]

The funniest thing of all was his post briefly sent me into a blind panic until I realised the UK date had already passed

Same!