Win Manchester United 0 - 1 Arsenal | Sunday, May 12th | KO: 16:30 GMT | Sky Sports

Here's hoping they beat us at home as comfortably as they've beaten Brighton, Bournemouth, Palace & Fulham.

It has fallen to me to shepherd our young, battle weary Gunners & will them on to see our last away match of the season in style.

It is to be the 32nd battle at Old Trafford between the two sides who, in the not-so-distant past, WERE the Premier League.

I say battle because no trip to Old Trafford has ever been a drab affair. Even when both clubs were cast into the wilderness.

Those titanic battles that did matter, usually swung the pelendulum towards the victor.



This legendary gunner knew what it's all about!!

We mustn't falter in the face of what is, undoubtedly, the worst United side since the PL era started. This is coupled with the fact they're being led by the worst United manager of said era & certainly the one most obsessed with us!!

God willing, it's a hard fought 3 points for us so that INEOS remains convinced Ten Hag is the way forward so he can fritter away another £400 million.

Manchester United 0 - Arsenal 2

 

[dino bravo]

*Checks notes*

In 1990/1991, Brucie scored 19 goals... imagine how @GDeep™ could use that to sh1t on Saka, if Steve did that this season

Has to be ‘non-penalty’ goals don’t forget. Only Cole Palmer gets away with counting those.

 

[dino bravo]

Bruno, Rashford, Martinez, Mactomney all back

No surprise. He held them back vs Palace. That guy would rather win today than vs City I swear.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

No surprise. He held them back vs Palace. That guy would rather win today than vs City I swear.

No Martinez not in squad the other 3 are back

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Look like Timber finally made the squad

 

[dino bravo]

All of the weirdo Man Utd fans that want city to win the league just highlights that they have never set foot in Manchester.

Embarrassing for them to want their ‘local rivals’ to win 4 in a row.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

All of the weirdo Man Utd fans that want city to win the league just highlights that they have never set foot in Manchester.

Embarrassing for them to want their ‘local rivals’ to win 4 in a row.

Look like most utd fans are from London no wonder the rivalry is big

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Love my boy!

Honestly he was ****ing brilliant.
Went toe to toe with hazard that one season and even triumphed him in my book

Grande Alexis Tex.. Sanchez

 

[King87]

We are now a different animal these days obviously, but I won’t be comfortable at all today at any point during the game unless we decide to go 5-0 up.

Plus Ten Hag seems to hate us for some weird reason so he will have their players up for it (as much as he can motivate them anyway!)

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Look like most utd fans are from London no wonder the rivalry is big

Sp**s, West Ham& Fulham fans living vicariously through the exploits of a Manc club that dominated the PL for 20 years thanks to the machinations of a Scott who made dozens of Faustian deals throughout his tenure.

 

[MauveGunner]

We win this today. Yanited is not up to it this year.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Bruno, Rashford, Martinez, Mactomney all back

Hopefully the ref keeps an eye out for this dirty f*cker who suplexed Jesus multiple times through this fixture last season.

Thankfully, Havertz is an entirely different proposition.

 

[GDeep™]

Has to be ‘non-penalty’ goals don’t forget. Only Cole Palmer gets away with counting those.

Take away Palmers penalty goals. Still scoring more than anyone at Arsenal.

Now bore off you cry baby.

 

[dino bravo]

Take away Palmers penalty goals. Still scoring more than anyone at Arsenal.

Now bore off you cry baby.

Now now wee man, you are getting so rattled.

We know how this ends, you beg me to stop bullying you as usual. Keep it quiet.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Take away Palmers penalty goals. Still scoring more than anyone at Arsenal.

Now bore off you cry baby.

I have to say I genuinely admire how you're managing to keep the battle going across multiple threads.

The last time I can recall such resilience is that guy who kept hounding Adam Sandler's character in "Happy Gilmore" and calling him jackass at every opportunity

 

[King87]

Does anyone have an idea why Ten Haag hates us so much? I dunno I find it odd because we're not their most hated rival, seems personal to me I dunno

 

[GDeep™]

Now now wee man, you are getting so rattled.

We know how this ends, you beg me to stop bullying you as usual. Keep it quiet.

Most Non-penalty Goals Premier League This Season | StatMuse

Ollie Watkins and Erling Haaland are tied for having the most non-penalty goals in the Premier League this season, with 19 non-penalty goals.

www.statmuse.com

Suck it up.

All your boyfriends liking your dumb posts. State of the forum.

 

[GDeep™]

Does anyone have an idea why Ten Haag hates us so much? I dunno I find it odd because we're not their most hated rival, seems personal to me I dunno

Anything to suggest he hates us? I haven’t seen it. Other than him crying about decisions.

 

[Riou]

Grande Alexis Tex.. Sanchez

Spoiler

 

[dino bravo]

Most Non-penalty Goals Premier League This Season | StatMuse

Ollie Watkins and Erling Haaland are tied for having the most non-penalty goals in the Premier League this season, with 19 non-penalty goals.

www.statmuse.com

Suck it up.

All your boyfriends liking your dumb posts. State of the forum.

You’re so soft. Honestly.

 

[Riou]

"Take away his penalties and he offers pretty much nothing, plus he looks like someone who needs an adult minder to go everywhere with him"

... @GDeep™ on the Shed End forums about Palmer.

I reckon he just likes to start fights regardless of who/where he is posting