2010/11 English Football Thread


Uncle Mike (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 3:33 am

Gary Neville, he's a red. He hates humans. And humans hate him.

And Phil is a ****, too.
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been (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 4:58 am

this might strike as a random question and no racism intended at all but i dont think ive ever thought about this through and through

is rio black? or half black?
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DutchWizard (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 11:23 am

He looks caribbean.
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Abs (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 11:41 am

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=586219

Sunderland seems to be happy Holliuer is sick because he bought their striker

DutchWizard (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 12:06 pm

Abs wrote:http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=586219" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sunderland seems to be happy Holliuer is sick because he bought their striker

Not surprised Sunderland is up north :lol:
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SSDD (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 12:09 pm

Mod Edit: Anything along these lines again, anything, and you're gone. Understand?

Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:14 pm

SSDD wrote:rio's half white, half black and a complete c*nt. A junkie and a fag too.
Keano, could you post a link to those stats?
edit: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6354899" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; this?


So his wife, two kids and another on the way is proof he's a fag?

Or the fact that he passed the drugs test he missed a couple of hours later is proof he's a junkie?

Get your facts right. At least he doesn't spit in the faces of oppositon players eh?
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Ober the top (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:17 pm

Keanos Tunnel wrote:
SSDD wrote:rio's half white, half black and a complete c*nt. A junkie and a fag too.
Keano, could you post a link to those stats?
edit: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=6354899" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; this?


So his wife, two kids and another on the way is proof he's a fag?

Or the fact that he passed the drugs test he missed a couple of hours later is proof he's a junkie?

Get your facts right. At least he doesn't spit in the faces of oppositon players eh?


Another on the way? He works quick she only gave birth on Sunday...

This drugs test malarkey that always gets thrown up is laughable, he had several tests within 24 hours (including hair follicle, which will show how much caffeine you had 3 years ago) but it means he clearly took drugs :lol:

Or throw pizza, what an honourable captain.
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SSDD (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:18 pm

Oooo he has two kids? This proves he's normal outright!

Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:26 pm

Ober the top wrote:
Another on the way? He works quick she only gave birth on Sunday...

This drugs test malarkey that always gets thrown up is laughable, he had several tests within 24 hours (including hair follicle, which will show how much caffeine you had 3 years ago) but it means he clearly took drugs :lol:

Or throw pizza, what an honourable captain.


:lol: Sorry I got confused. Yes three kids now.
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Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:26 pm

SSDD wrote:Oooo he has two kids? This proves he's normal outright!


You claimed him to be a "fag", I proved otherwise. ;)
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dysphoria (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:27 pm

Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:30 pm

I think I read about that picture, he'd lost a bet apparently.
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Ober the top (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:34 pm

SSDD wrote:Oooo he has two kids? This proves he's normal outright!


And what constitutes normal?

You're doing a lot of positive work for anti homophobia in football aren't you.
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fabo (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:38 pm

Ober the top wrote:
Keanos Tunnel wrote:Get your facts right. At least he doesn't spit in the faces of oppositon players eh?


Or throw pizza, what an honourable captain.


He could learn a thing or two from your former captain Roy Keane I bet.
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Ober the top (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 1:41 pm

fabo wrote:
Ober the top wrote:
Keanos Tunnel wrote:Get your facts right. At least he doesn't spit in the faces of oppositon players eh?


Or throw pizza, what an honourable captain.


He could learn a thing or two from your former captain Roy Keane I bet.


A true great, a **** but a winner, largely quite fair too with the exception of Haaland, with whom he had previous which led to the infamous challenge.
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SSDD (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 2:55 pm

You, mancs, seem to be quite sensitive about that "fag" stuff, so I won't mention it again, I don't want to risk and hurt your gentle feelings.
On another note, I wish all AM users "Happy Holidays and stuff" as I'm fecking off to greener pastures for the next four days. See you on Tuesday!

DutchWizard (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 3:03 pm

Ober the top wrote:
Or throw pizza, what an honourable captain.

You should consider context.We had just lost our unbeaten run so it was normal to be a bit nervous.
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Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 3:09 pm

Nervous? Come off it.
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Uncle Mike (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 4:40 pm

Don't know if anyone's seen this yet, but I just found it on a Facebook page titled "We hate Tottenham!" And it isn't even about Tottenham, so now I know the guy running it is a Gooner, rather than a Hammer or a Rent Boy. It's the top 10 Ashley Cole jokes in the wake of the "Cole of Duty" incident:

1) Well, that's the last time any of the Chelsea lads joke about the size of Ashley Cole's weapon.

2) Apparently Ashley Cole was so shocked at shooting that kid he then crashed his car into him.

3) What was the first thing heard in the Chelsea dressing room after the shooting? "No, Ashley... that's not how you play Call Of Duty."

4) What's the difference between Ashley Cole & Raoul Moat? One of them went on a rampage after his Geordie wife left him, the other went fishing with Gazza.

5) You know what they say: Once a Gunner, always a Gunner.

6) The weird thing was that though the work experience kid got shot, it was Didier Drogba that fell to the floor in agony. (This one really cracked me up.)

7) Let's face it, it's not the first time Ashley has been accused of a negligent discharge. (Funniest Cashley joke I've ever heard.)

8) What are the three scariest words Carlo Ancelotti can use at Chelsea? "Extra shooting practice."

9) There's some good news for Ashley - he's now qualified to be Vice President of the USA. (**** Cheney's so mean, he shoots his FRIENDS. At least Cashley has better hair than Joe Biden, more lifelike than Al Gore, and smarter than Dan Quayle -- barely.)

10) Mind you, it's not all bad for work experience kid and Chelsea fan Tom Cowan either. He had Ashley in his fantasy league team, so he's picked up +2points for a shot on target.
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DutchWizard (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 5:22 pm

Keanos Tunnel wrote:Nervous? Come off it.

After being 49 games unbeaten wouldn't you feel a bit pissed off when you lose the first game?
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Ober the top (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 5:24 pm

DutchWizard wrote:
Keanos Tunnel wrote:Nervous? Come off it.

After being 49 games unbeaten wouldn't you feel a bit pissed off when you lose the first game?


Nervous must have been the wrong word, annoyed more likely?
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DutchWizard (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 5:33 pm

Ober the top wrote:
DutchWizard wrote:
Keanos Tunnel wrote:Nervous? Come off it.

After being 49 games unbeaten wouldn't you feel a bit pissed off when you lose the first game?


Nervous must have been the wrong word, annoyed more likely?

Yeah yeah,my bad :)
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Le Professeur (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 5:52 pm

The way we were kicked off the park was far more disgusting than that slice of pizza.
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ferrarif50hunt (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 5:58 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUgP96XjEpY

Only way they could beat us back then.
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Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 6:13 pm

I love how he manages to turn about 45 seconds of footage into a ten minute video. ALl that video proves is that Reyes was an over exaggerating little girl who couldn't handle the physicality of the Premiership. He also almost shat himself when he came face to face with Rooney :lol:

Yes, we were aggressive. So were every other team you faced on your unbeaten run. But we combined it with good football and won the game.

Let's not forget that you not only didn't beat us on your "unbeaten" run, but we also beat you in the FA Cup.
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ferrarif50hunt (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 6:16 pm

Oh shut up, Ferdinand should have seen a straight red for bringing down Ljungberg, and Gary Neville could have been booked 4/5 times.

Honestly cannot see how you can argue that.
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Keanos Tunnel (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 6:42 pm

We deserved to win the game. Honestly cannot see how you can argue that.

Don't even know why we're talking about it anyway. Seven years ago it happened, get over it.
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MicRighteous (Lobby Member) on April 21st, 2011, 6:45 pm

Keanos Tunnel wrote:We deserved to win the game. Honestly cannot see how you can argue that.

Don't even know why we're talking about it anyway. Seven years ago it happened, get over it.

The little kid you're talking to is too young to even remember that game so never mind discussing football pro-2006 with him.

And it was how you won it that pissed us Gooners off. No dive and our unbeaten run would've continued, deserved or not.
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Le Professeur (Forum Member) on April 21st, 2011, 6:52 pm

Keanos Tunnel wrote:I love how he manages to turn about 45 seconds of footage into a ten minute video. ALl that video proves is that Reyes was an over exaggerating little girl who couldn't handle the physicality of the Premiership. He also almost shat himself when he came face to face with Rooney :lol:


Oh do **** off. Absolute horseshit. Neville should've been sent off twice, Rio was always a red and Rooney did his very best as well.


Ridiculous you're even arguing that. Yet apparently we kicked you off the park in our game last december :roll: not even half as bad as this.

****'s sake.

MicRighteous wrote:
Keanos Tunnel wrote:We deserved to win the game. Honestly cannot see how you can argue that.

Don't even know why we're talking about it anyway. Seven years ago it happened, get over it.

The little kid you're talking to is too young to even remember that game so never mind discussing football pro-2006 with him.

And it was how you won it that pissed us Gooners off. No dive and our unbeaten run would've continued, deserved or not.


I was 18 in 2006 you tit.
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