Let's still all laugh at Tottenham

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The Only Unhappy Spurs Fan Yesterday
I thought I would share my experience (or non experience as it turned out) of Tottenham's 9-1 embarrassing of Wigan. I am a lifetime Spurs supporter of 25 years of age and am passionate about following my team when I can. I work every other Saturday so can't get to the lane every game but manage to go reasonably regularly. I had a ticket for yesterdays game but was unsure whether to go or not. I live on the outskirts of NW London in the suburbs, Small town called Eastcote, so I rely on the tube to get me to the Lane and have a few mates who I meet when I do go up there. Due to the rain and the fact that the Metropolitan and Central Line weren't running from my area I decided to give it a miss despite my girlfriends' kind offer to drive me. I could have taken a longer route on the Underground but decided not to bother.

I sat there checking the score and the goals roll in I felt mixed emotions. My mate text me ten minutes in asking if I had made it to the game which I replied I hadn't. I will keep that ticket to remind me of the day I was a massive tw*t. To top it all off my mate then called me after the match, he hadn't received my text, asking if I was coming to meet them in the pub round the corner. I guess sometimes, you get what you deserve...
Ross Pursey (Defoe was also on the bench for my dream team)

such a pursey

because of the rain

What a ****

lol, idiot. Any chance any true fan gets, he should be going straight to the game. Especially if you don't live that far away! Loser!

because of the rain

What a ****

This. Surely the definition of a "Fairweather fan"?

What an idiot. I live in NW as well and there's no way I'll miss an Arsenal game if I have tickets.

Idiot aside.

That was a brilliant result by them on the weekend. My credit is due.

I'm not sure how true it is though - he both reckons he has a girlfriend and mates.

A general " " at Spuds everywhere is still in order however.

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dear me

It's Everton esq

I remember them bringing out a "Derby Demolition" DVD after they beat us 3-0 a few years back

Although i did find it amusing that loads of them were buying them pre Xmas in HMV in town when someone spotted Luis Garcia and they were asking him to sign a copy (which he did, fair play)

OMFG. All this guy had to do was get a on a tube? in the rain? or even have his girlfriend drive him?

honestly....it's bad enough that he's the biggest non-fan out there, but it's worse that he actually admitted it in public...

Every team has their fair share of **** fans though. I'm fed up of all the crap about arsenal fans at the emirates. As if it's our fault or something. Are we supposed to stop supporting arsenal because our fans aren't always really loud? ******* most ridiculous thing anyone can ever say about football IMO.."yeah well arsenal fans are quiet, they aren't real fans"....it's why I can't read RAWK.

OMFG. All this guy had to do was get a on a tube? in the rain? or even have his girlfriend drive him?

honestly....it's bad enough that he's the biggest non-fan out there, but it's worse that he actually admitted it in public...

Every team has their fair share of s**t fans though. I'm fed up of all the crap about arsenal fans at the emirates. As if it's our fault or something. Are we supposed to stop supporting arsenal because our fans aren't always really loud? f****g most ridiculous thing anyone can ever say about football IMO.."yeah well arsenal fans are quiet, they aren't real fans"....it's why I can't read RAWK.

Anfield is as quiet as any ground on your usual match day

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from the thread at the time.

Cue the dvd.

cue ants default dula response

oh.my.god.

Anfield is as quiet as any ground on your usual match day

Glad to hear you say that, because it's true and a lot of liverpool fans (well, the vast majority of people on RAWK) would rather not believe that. You have a fantastic atmosphere on big european nights, and in derbies, but so do we. Against Spuds, the emirates was rocking, and was louder than most clubs could reach (primarily because of capacity, but it still shows we can be loud). The emirates was rocking in the first 5 minutes of the United Semi last season, that was our first "big" european night really, and our fans were very loud that night. You can't blame them for losing that once they scored those 2 quickfire goals.

The same thing is true for every club in the league apart from certain clubs like Stoke and Burnley. But then again, if their clubs ever had the same sort of success, I'm 100% certain they wouldn't be able to generate such a good atmosphere when they play wigan at home. It's all relative.

Anfield is as quiet as any ground on your usual match day

Glad to hear you say that, because it's true and a lot of liverpool fans (well, the vast majority of people on RAWK) would rather not believe that. You have a fantastic atmosphere on big european nights, and in derbies, but so do we. Against Spuds, the emirates was rocking, and was louder than most clubs could reach (primarily because of capacity, but it still shows we can be loud). The emirates was rocking in the first 5 minutes of the United Semi last season, that was our first "big" european night really, and our fans were very loud that night. You can't blame them for losing that once they scored those 2 quickfire goals.

The same thing is true for every club in the league apart from certain clubs like Stoke and Burnley. But then again, if their clubs ever had the same sort of success, I'm 100% certain they wouldn't be able to generate such a good atmosphere when they play wigan at home. It's all relative.

I dont think there is a doubt that on big European nights Anfield is special.......i am not sure there are many better grounds.......

The best atmosphere I have been witness to was Besiktas away....It was wonderful

Spurs selling "commemorative" dvd's of ordinary games is certainly one form of video technology I'd like to see excluded from football.

c'mon give 'em a break biggy - it's rare we see them on sky

The funniest thing is that they'll have to taste the little worm their apple- the blatant Scharner handball for the Wigan goal, that robbed them of equalling Man U's record.

And, poor old David Bentley will probably unwrap a present this Christmas of the DVD of his club's famous win over Wigan!

"Thanks Gran, it's just what I wanted!" he'll say.

"I heard you scored a fantastic free-kick in this most incredible victory in Tottenham's history. Stick it on, son, we all want to see this amazing free-kick you scored in this most memorable victory for our beloved Spurs!" she'll say.

"Errm... okay Gran. I'll stick it on now"

A short while later...

"Wow David, this is such a fantastic Spurs performance. I can't believe you're trouncing such a pathetic team 7-1" Granny Bentley says.

"And your goal's coming up next, right son...?" says David Bentley Snr.

"Err, that's right Dad. You'll see me put away the best free-kick White Hart Lane has ever seen in a minute and I'll be going down in Spurs' history," David says nervously, "Here it comes!"

"Yeeeeaaaahhh...ohhhhhh... hold on... didn't that come off the keeper's back?" exclaims Granny Bentley.

"Yeah, that was a f*cking own goal, you muppet David!" storms his old man "What the f*ck are you playing at?!"

"I just wanted you to be proud of me for once Dad. I know I'm an arrogant little rat-faced sc*mbag. I've got a face that's just begging for a slap. I know I'm richer than I really deserve to be, but still try and blow my good fortune by getting wasted and driving around the place in an attempt to kill myself or someone else. I'm just a f*cking tw*t and I'll never be England's answer to David Beckham like they said I would be. Hell, I can't even get in a sh*t Spurs team ahead of some five foot four midget. I'm a loser, a waste of space. I've wasted my career!!!" drones David.

"There there son, we've always known you were a loser, that's why we were so glad you moved to Spurs. They'll look after you, I promise! Playing with other losers, winning nothing worthwhile, releasing DVDs of anomalous league results. You'll be happy there, and one day... one day.. you'll feature on another of these glorious Spurs, ironically undermining, commemorative DVDs!" whispers Bentley Snr.

"Thanks Dad. You're the best. I'll feature as a goalscorer on another of these DVDs one day." says David "We've still got to play Wigan again, and Hull, and Wolves. We've got to get a result at some point that we can release on DVD, and I'll be on it! I swear!!!"

So, David Bentley's pathetic career continues...

"Yeeeeaaaahhh...ohhhhhh... hold on... didn't that come off the keeper's back?" exclaims Granny Bentley.

"Yeah, that was a f*cking own goal, you muppet David!" storms his old man "What the f*ck are you playing at?!"

spurs fans have girlfriends? interesting..

"Yeeeeaaaahhh...ohhhhhh... hold on... didn't that come off the keeper's back?" exclaims Granny Bentley.

"Yeah, that was a f*cking own goal, you muppet David!" storms his old man "What the f*ck are you playing at?!"

I thought I got Granny Bentley and David Bentley Snr. down to a tee!

That was brilliant McIntyre.

That was Quality Mcintyre

No more League Cup for Spurs! The dream is over for them this year.

The commentator kept on getting little digs about Bentley's inability to become a starter at spurs.

Hands down the greatest commentator ever to grace this planet.

Well, when Gomes, Hutton, Bassong, Dawson, Bale, Lennon, Jenas, Palacios, Bentley, Defoe, Keane get beaten 2-0 by a Man U team consisting of players like Kuszczak,Brown,De Laet,Gibson,Obertan and Welbeck they deserve a: