Yaya Banana

that name

Yeah i know this might looked like a joked but that is his real name lol. He plays for Sochaux. Age 21.

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@oluwashina
Young Cameroon defender Yaya Banana strongly linked with English side Arsenal. Star at Esperance. Flourished at Sochaux. Solid player. #afc

This guy olu is Sports writer and broadcaster for BBC World Service.

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i know this might be much but hey its rumour and we are after a defender. lol.


*feel free to delete this thread mod if it not right.*

LMAO!

Yaya Banana

I find it hard to believe we'd be linked to a player with that name. Now, if you told me his name were M'Banana, I might believe you...

LMAO sign this guy please. Never seen him play

I actually thought that this was a racist joke towards Yaya Toure hahaha

Don't know anything about this player.

I'd buy a shirt with his name if he signed. No kidding!

Lol best name ever. Let's sign this guy just for the lols.

What the..?
From Sahin to this-only at Arsenal!

Has played 15 times for a second rate team in a second rate league.
He is inexperienced, young, versatile and cheap, a typical Wenger signing
We have sold Cesc, Nasri, RVP, Clichy, Song and RVP.
we have now come to being linked with players like this.

I never thought I would say this sentence,
but I would actually rather see Jenkinson playing at RB.

What is going on, why can't we just buy a proper player that can do a proper job, rather than acting like a bunch of cheapskates in the transfer market?

Has played 15 times for a second rate team in a second rate league.
He is inexperienced, young, versatile and cheap, a typical Wenger signing
We have sold Cesc, Nasri, RVP, Clichy, Song and RVP.
we have now come to being linked with players like this.

I never thought I would say this sentence,
but I would actually rather see Jenkinson playing at RB.

What is going on, why can't we just buy a proper player that can do a proper job, rather than acting like a bunch of cheapskates in the transfer market?

Stop being so serious, we're not going sign him.



8 foot 5 Beast!

Has played 15 times for a second rate team in a second rate league.
He is inexperienced, young, versatile and cheap, a typical Wenger signing
We have sold Cesc, Nasri, RVP, Clichy, Song and RVP.
we have now come to being linked with players like this.

I never thought I would say this sentence,
but I would actually rather see Jenkinson playing at RB.

What is going on, why can't we just buy a proper player that can do a proper job, rather than acting like a bunch of cheapskates in the transfer market?

Stop being so serious, we're not going sign him.



8 foot 5 Beast!

Take a look at his goal scoring record, it's pretty good, unbelievable in fact.
We have signed players like this before, unfortunately.

Yes ok, Yaya Banana and he's 8ft 5 inch, now I know this window has fried my brain completely

Has played 15 times for a second rate team in a second rate league.
He is inexperienced, young, versatile and cheap, a typical Wenger signing
We have sold Cesc, Nasri, RVP, Clichy, Song and RVP.
we have now come to being linked with players like this.

I never thought I would say this sentence,
but I would actually rather see Jenkinson playing at RB.

What is going on, why can't we just buy a proper player that can do a proper job, rather than acting like a bunch of cheapskates in the transfer market?

Stop being so serious, we're not going sign him.



8 foot 5 Beast!

Not a bad goal record either
The wiki also lists another name he goes by as "I am a Banana"

He's 1.95m according to transfermarkt.com so around 6ft 4 and a half if anyone is interested.

Has played 15 times for a second rate team in a second rate league.
He is inexperienced, young, versatile and cheap, a typical Wenger signing
We have sold Cesc, Nasri, RVP, Clichy, Song and RVP.
we have now come to being linked with players like this.

I never thought I would say this sentence,
but I would actually rather see Jenkinson playing at RB.

What is going on, why can't we just buy a proper player that can do a proper job, rather than acting like a bunch of cheapskates in the transfer market?

Stop being so serious, we're not going sign him.



8 foot 5 Beast!

Not a back goal record either

Didn't even see that.

Well, one things for sure.

If we DO sign him, no matter how many defensive howlers he make, its going to be extremely difficult to be upset with Mr Y.B..

Yaya Banana Apple?

Piss take, surely?

Legendary name, maybe he could be the new yaya toure lol just kidding.

saw this on Twitter, assumed it was a joke

C'mon. This can't be real? We need to sign proper players, not some second or third tier player named BANANA. Can't we please stop making fun of yourselves?

C'mon. This can't be real? We need to sign proper players, not some second or third tier player named BANANA. Can't we please stop making fun of yourselves?

http://www.fcsochaux.fr/en/index.php?op ... Itemid=106

From their website:

Yaya Banana is a strong and solid defender (1,92 m and 88 kg)

At 8 ft 5 if someone kicks his legs he will go over like a tree, timbeeeeeeeeeeer

I'd dread our games with Man City if we signed this bloke. The comparison would be excruciating....the headline opportunities endless.

I don't even want to know how good he is. It doesn't matter! Nooo!

loooool this would be such a typical move tbh. IF this guy is actually a real person.

He's on FM, so he's definitely real.

Buy him Arsène, pleeaassseee!

The tabloids are probably salivating over all the potential headlines

C'mon. This can't be real? We need to sign proper players, not some second or third tier player named BANANA. Can't we please stop making fun of yourselves?

Was playing in top tier before we signed him. Players like him are very rare who finish their degree at 23 and after playing just 2 years of football become professional footballers. You can't keep using one example to define every unknown player.

It likes saying Henry was a bad player before he joined us and we were able to turned into a top class player so we can do the same with every striker in the world. Simply not possible and completely illogical as well.

Banana Yaya, known simply as Yaya Banana

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