Arteta and Edu Transfer Targets: Summer 2020

[Papa Wonga]

Are you talking about the woman or the contract who says he gets 60k per week for 4 years after all clubs in England and most in Europe had refused to take him and his career at the top level was over?

The money that brings the women.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

I know, guy can’t believe his luck.

I imagine someone asking him any old question about arsenal and he instantly makes that face as he thinks “5years”

How he drives to London Colney every morning:

 

[benjamin86]

People say this like millionaire footballers ain't got a wide selection of women to pick out from. She's not even all that anyway, average looking Iberian chick with plastic surgery.

No idea why footballers settle down so early! So many of them are married with kids by 24.

 

[Papa Wonga]

Southampton must of pissed themselves laughing, bet they gave a cheeky text to him after the deal, ahh knew we'd get em cedric me old son, ****ing idiots.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

How he drives to London Colney every morning:

Meanwhile Arsenal fans :

 

[roz]

No idea why footballers settle down so early! So many of them are married with kids by 24.

Its called the pregnancy trap. Works every time

 

[Papa Wonga]

Its called the pregnancy trap. Works every time

Didn't stop foden in Iceland

 

[Highbury_2006]

Southampton must of pissed themselves laughing, bet they gave a cheeky text to him after the deal, ahh knew we'd get em cedric me old son, ****ing idiots.

Can you stop with fvcking spamming? We get your fvcking point.

 

[Leo_ense_]

Its called the pregnancy trap. Works every time

Gotta learn to pull out bro. Some Argentinian studying at UCL tried that **** on me a couple of years back. Was scared for real

 

[roz]

Gotta learn to pull out bro. Some Argentinian studying at UCL tried that **** on me a couple of years back. Was scared for real

 

[BigPoppaPump]

No idea why footballers settle down so early! So many of them are married with kids by 24.

And they always cheat on their wives anyway, but I think they've always been there anyway.

 

[Leo_ense_]

And they always cheat on their wives anyway, but I think they've always been there anyway.

In some cases an affair/mistress is key to keeping a marriage happy. I pray it never happens to mine though.

 

[boxerumble]

My heart says Arteta will not allow this, he will not allow a net spend of nothing or even a profit this window. After everything he said before the window opened it just isnt plausible.

Money is there, we bid for Aouar. We have cash so we can do something.

I have faith we will pull something out the bag.

Was Aouar a smoke screen for a masterclass plan? Regardless.... always waiting til the very last moment

 

[benjamin86]

Southampton must of pissed themselves laughing, bet they gave a cheeky text to him after the deal, ahh knew we'd get em cedric me old son, ****ing idiots.

I don't have an issue with his signing, he's fine as a backup. But i also remember us signing Santos and Silvestre so my standards might be low!

 

[Highbury_2006]

Arsenal Twitter will be a hellhole if we fail to win tomorrow. Should stay away from there.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

In some cases an affair/mistress is key to keeping a marriage happy. I pray it never happens to mine though.

I don't like betraying people though, if she's ok with it then that's a different story.

 

[GunnerShy]

Been out for a lovely dinner and plenty of wine. Very nice to clear the head on what has been a horrible Saturday.

Couple of thoughts for the tortured Gooners to stew on.

Is the Aouar deal off? Or is it just a negotiating tactic. I'm hopeful that, having linked him to every club possible and being refuted, this is the next step in forcing Arsenal to pay the money. I hope we go back with a final offer and it is to be accepted.

Who are the alternatives? Having accepted that the midfield is the biggest issue in our squad we have since loaned Torreira out further weakening our midfield, frozen out Guendouzi (rightly so!) And brought El Neny back in (presumably in the absence of offers). All that equates to is a weaker midfield than when we highlighted it as our most pressing area.

So.... Failing another offer for Aouar, who will we sign? It will be at least one, but likely more? It's inconceivable we close the window with this midfield so it'll be interesting (in either an exciting or morbid way) to see what happens next.

The mood is proper toxic at the moment online. I'm a bit dissapointed not to be going to the game tomorrow to witness the antics in the ground amongst the crowd. arsenal are lucky it's behind closed doors.

I'll reserve judgement until the window is closed, but at the moment I'm disgusted. This is a club that sacked it's deal doer at the start of August and can't do a deal.

A club that it one of the biggest in Europe but is being out manoeuvred by small PL clubs.

A club that knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

We'd rather do four small ****ty deals than one big good deal.

Sp**s out doing us in the market despite collapsing revenues and large debt and an owner that doesn't pitch in.

I'm all for being financially sustainable and independent but when did that become being fiscally conservative to the point of prioritising cash balance in a single season over being competitive??

 

[benjamin86]

Its called the pregnancy trap. Works every time

Wrap it up! If they ever invent a male pill i'm betting sportsmen will be the front of the queue!

 

[grange]

Embarrassing ****ing club

 

[Papa Wonga]

And it's started, that last paragraph is damning in the ambitions of this club. A strong squad? are you ****ing kidding me. Expect Mikel to come out with something similar tomorrow, shocking stuff. Interested FC / Unambitious FC