Edu's Transfer Targets: Summer Holidays 2021

[BigPoppaPump]

@American_Gooner went batsh!t with the warchest thing also. We need Nuremberg trials. I vote @rich 1990 to be the Judge.

@American_Gooner having bad takes? Imagine my shock.

 

[HairSprayGooners]

Starting a podcast.

Can I be a guest

 

[Red London]

Can I be a guest

You're just setting yourself up with posts like this.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Can I be a guest

You can be our transfer correspondent.

 

[Red London]

You can be our transfer correspondent.

Reliability: Tier 200-250

 

[HairSprayGooners]

You can be our transfer correspondent.

AND THE NEW EDUARDO HAGN...

 

[Red London]

AND THE NEW EDUARDO HAGN...

You better be comfortable with your clothes off.

 

[OnlyOne]

Starting a podcast.

Is it that Brokeback mountain podcast you wanted to do with your two guy friends?

 

[HairSprayGooners]

You better be comfortable with your clothes off.

Only just got back in the gym after all the lockdowns, give me a month so nice getting back into it wont lie.

 

[A_G]

@American_Gooner having bad takes? Imagine my shock.

This coming from the man that claimed Wilshere's problem was that his legs were connected to his body.

 

[Red London]

Only just got back in the gym after all the lockdowns, give me a month so nice getting back into it wont lie.

I have hand ligament damage, completely ****ed me in the gym and only just diagnosed after 6 months.

 

[HairSprayGooners]

I have hand ligament damage, completely ****ed me in the gym and only just diagnosed after 6 months.

I didn't even read that properly... HAND ligament damage?! Pretty much messes everything up except leg day, so peak.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Is it that Brokeback mountain podcast you wanted to do with your two guy friends?

Nah its gonna be one of those murder mysteries where we try find out where @SK___ buried your body.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

I have hand ligament damage, completely ****ed me in the gym and only just diagnosed after 6 months.

What the hell. Was it some specific exercise that did the damage?

 

[kash2]

Why would you care about net spend if we sign £200M worth of players, all it means is the clubs finally done a good job at getting rid of players.

look .. dont try to fool people by talking nonstop and muddying the waters. Same reason I care that Emi was sold .. they sell the saleable assets. You paint it as dross deiberately to fool the fans and the buying and selling makes edu and his pals richer both ways

 

[HairSprayGooners]

Nah its gonna be one of those murder mysteries where we try find out where @SK___ buried your body.

We could host like a duvet night or something? Where guests get into bed with us and just have pillow talk? Always thought that was an excellent idea.

Bedtime stories with BigPoppasHairSpray, jesus it works.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Nah its gonna be one of those murder mysteries where we try find out where @SK___ buried your body.

OnlyOne doesn't do murder mystery parties anymore. Now he just goes to the mall and watches women's booty for 4-5 hours.

 

[kash2]

has the shyster edu been sacked yet?

 

[OnlyOne]

We could host like a duvet night or something? Where guests get into bed with us and just have pillow talk? Always thought that was an excellent idea.

Bedtime stories with BigPoppasHairSpray, jesus it works.

@BigPoppaPump

 

[BigPoppaPump]

We could host like a duvet night or something? Where guests get into bed with us and just have pillow talk? Always thought that was an excellent idea.

Bedtime stories with BigPoppasHairSpray, jesus it works.

No why’d you have to make it gay? It’s a manly podcast brown leather sofas, whiskey and cigars stuff like that no duvets and beds.