Rob Holding: I'm Sorry He Didn't Cost £55 Million

[Riou]

But that tin of soup is preventing the little tin of sardines from being seen. Every time you open the cupboard door the little tin of Sardines is waving and shouting, Me Me Me, but the big old lumbering tin of soup is blocking him out. Maybe we need to move the tin of soup to the lower shelf, a kind of demotion, so we can all see and appreciate the young but eager tin of Sardines.

Hopefully you know who the tin of (French) Sardines is

Never seen the word sardines used so much in a single paragraph before

Least we know who tap-in is now...

 

[Gooner416]

Arguing about Holding is like arguing about a can of soup at the back of the kitchen cupboard. It's a can of soup, it's not taking up much space, it was cheap and it has a long shelf life, no need to throw it away. One day it might come in handy. As long as you're not having it for dinner, it's fine.

What if the soup is too salty and we need to go on a cleanse?

 

[tap-in]

Never seen the word sardines used so much in a single paragraph before

Least we know who tap-in is now...

Saliba being French is what made me think of Cantona, and then Sardines, so your thinking was right! Tre bien!

 

[Red London]

This forum never supports our players, constantly tearing them down and calling them names at every opportunity. We should support our players regardless of what you think of them.

Coming from ?

 

[REWB]

I completely forgot this guy was English . Woodgate hasnt even given him a look in and chose bums like Mings and Cody ahead of him. Cant say I blame him

 

[truth_hurts]

I completely forgot this guy was English . Woodgate hasnt even given him a look in and chose bums like Mings and Cody ahead of him. Cant say I blame him

Mings is baddddddd, but looks like Canavarro compared to knob Holding.

 

[Mitch]

So what was everyone favourite Holding peformance this season? I know there's nee so many good peformances to choose from but if I had to narrow it down it would probably :

Vs Chelsea - a collosal performance by Holdini as usual against Chelsea. We really could just field Holdini by himself and we would still beat Chelsea. Big pain in the side to them than Drogba was to us.

Vs Southampton- another collosal peformance defensively. Showed another side of his game, pinging balls and passing like a prime Bonucci.

 

[Riou]

So what was everyone favourite Holding peformance this season? I know there's nee so many good peformances to choose from but if I had to narrow it down it would probably :

Vs Chelsea - a collosal performance by Holdini as usual against Chelsea. We really could just field Holdini by himself and we would still beat Chelsea. Big pain in the side to them than Drogba was to us.

Vs Southampton- another collosal peformance defensively. Showed another side of his game, pinging balls and passing like a prime Bonucci.

Community Shield win for me, trophies > anything else...that win also made Holding 4 times more successful than any Sp**s player of the Premiership era

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Not great, but pretty Good. Good value for money.

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Community Shield win for me, trophies > anything else...that win also made Holding 4 times more successful than any Sp**s player of the Premiership era

Whats with the anime avitars riou
Giving me the creepers

 

[Riou]

Whats with the anime avitars riou

I am named after Riou, I have an avatar of Riou...I see no issue, tbh.

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

I am named after Riou, I have an avatar of Riou...I see no issue, tbh.

Gotcha, never made that connection. Too busy with the booze, ladies and armwrestles with big poppa

No but i respect anime

 

[Big Nate]

Agree with the sentiment but it depends on the context. This is a private football forum, criticising players here has nothing to do with supporting them or not, it's just giving an opinion. If you're on twitter and @ing a player with insults, or standing in the stadium and shouting abuse at them, that's another thing entirely, that's being a bad fan. AM is basically just a pub but sh*tter cos there's no booze or pool table. Fans back in the old days went to the ground, cheered on the players then went to the pub and slagged them off. It's nothing new.

Yeah I agree with that tbh

 

[dashsnow17]

My "Holding is a can of soup" post has people asking questions already answered by the post.

 

[14Henry]

An injured Maguire and Ben White make the England squad yet AM tells me that they wouldn't swap Holding for either and Gareth Southgate has an agenda

 

[Riou]

An injured Maguire and Ben White make the England squad yet AM tells me that they wouldn't swap Holding for either and Gareth Southgate has an agenda

Meh, Dennis Wise has double the amount of England caps as Ray Parlour...sometimes managers just prefer inferior players for some reason.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

An injured Maguire and Ben White make the England squad yet AM tells me that they wouldn't swap Holding for either and Gareth Southgate has an agenda

Ah yes the manager prodigy known as Gareth Southgate hasn’t chosen him guess we should sell him. Thanks for the insight genius.

 

[14Henry]

Ah yes the manager prodigy known as Gareth Southgate hasn’t chosen him guess we should sell him. Thanks for the insight genius.

No we shouldn't. I'm merely saying that those 2 players are better than him. Maybe you think he's better than those 2.

 

[DanDare]

Oh sh*t Holdings accepted his baldness and shaved his head. Balon D'Or incoming

 

[Gooner416]

Oh sh*t Holdings accepted his baldness and shaved his head. Balon D'Or incoming

Kolasinac on the left there and he barely speaks English. Weird crew.