Mikel Arteta: Aston La Vista To The Title?

[Farzad Stoned]

This is how asinine the dead horse is that I am not only beating to death but pulverizing. It claims that if Arsenal plays at current form for 38 games they should expect to score a total of 16 more goals and basically be relegated. This is the expected result of this scientific forecasting tool if we maintain our current level. Apparently, expected goals predicts we will be on current form in a regulation fight if we continue playing as we are now and that Sp**s should of won NLD

 

[Jury]

‘As dumb as tits on a bull’. I like that Up there with ‘Ive seen more brains on Peter Sutcliffes hammer’, for me.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

This is how asinine the dead horse is that I am not only beating to death but pulverizing. It claims that if Arsenal plays at current form for 38 games they should expect to score a total of 16 more goals and basically be relegated. This is the expected result of this scientific forecasting tool if we maintain our current level. Apparently, expected goals predicts we will be on current form in a regulation fight if we continue playing as we are now and that Sp**s should of won NLD

Sic relegation fight not regulation ****ing scientific autocorrect

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

I meant MD, since you've completed your doctorate already, no?

Yeah but it was just organic chemistry.

 

[Trilly]

Beautiful thread title.

 

[Trilly]

How is this number scientific who gives a **** if the viewer giving his opinion wasn’t expecting the goal, we rate teams now on unexpected goals. I rate chocolate ice cream as 9.9 is chocolate ice cream now scientifically proven to be the best. Keep pretending some douche bags opinion tied to a number rating is scientific. Why are half our goals unexpected we score 1.2 but should be scoring .64 according to the opinion of some guy watching the game.

Literally sent you a link that answers all your questions and numerous posters have tried to explain to you..do you have a problem with the stat or do you have a problem with the stat exposing Mikel?

 

[Sanchez11]

It's because maths aren't real - specifically the field of probably - and just another tool of the New World Order to control football punditry.

over head bro

 

[Trilly]

Guy has the Trusted Illuminati on strings

Can we ban this guy for a bit?
@American_Gooner @albakos @anyone

 

[Makingtrax]

Most unexpected thread title imho, xT<0.1

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Literally sent you a link that answers all your questions and numerous posters have tried to explain to you..do you have a problem with the stat or do you have a problem with the stat exposing Mikel?

With the stat. I stated it clearly it is not hence why 4 different sites have 4 different numbers for same thing. It is logically a bullshit stat

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Literally sent you a link that answers all your questions and numerous posters have tried to explain to you..do you have a problem with the stat or do you have a problem with the stat exposing Mikel?

I could care less about Arteta if he loses ill judge him on the standings end of season, not made up numbers for masturbatory football nerds, it is pretty easy to judge the guy on wins and trophies like managers have always been measured this metric is just asinine no matter who it is applied to

 

[boonthegoon]

How does xg work in case of rebounds? For example, auba pen vs villa. Does it add for both the pen and the rebound he got? If it does, then so many rebounds will be incorrectly adding on to the xg showing the team created an extra chance.

 

[Jury]

Love it when stats and numbers get pissed and shat on. Its like watching one of those ‘advanced taste’ (his words) films @Makingtrax keeps sending me links to ffs.

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

This thread is going to go the same way as the roulette / probability 'Debate' during the summer

 

[Rex Stone]

I could care less about Arteta if he loses ill judge him on the standings end of season, not made up numbers for masturbatory football nerds, it is pretty easy to judge the guy on wins and trophies like managers have always been measured this metric is just asinine no matter who it is applied to

In tears ffs.

Preach it brother

 

[Rex Stone]

Dodgy nickname aside @farzad4daarse has turned this place upside down. Elite stuff.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Dodgy nickname aside @farzad4daarse has turned this place upside down. Elite stuff.

Why is it dodgy lol. Thanks for the compliment though. I thought it was poetic

 

[Pop Tart]

This thread is going to go the same way as the roulette / probability 'Debate' during the summer

The mass one?

 

[Makingtrax]

Love it when stats and numbers get pissed and shat on. Its like watching one of those ‘advanced taste’ (his words) films @Makingtrax keeps sending me links to ffs.

It would be wasted sending you links bro. The only ‘advanced taste’ films you watch is when Ruby from porn hub puts Béarnaise Sauce on her nipples.

 

[El Duderino]

Yeah but it was just organic chemistry.

Still a doctorate and a great academic and personal achievement, mate.

Whats your opinion on probabilty maths?