Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[SA Gunner]

Noo.. Just get poch or Carlo

Ten Hag is a great appointment, but the Premier League is a different animal.

I suspect Ten Hag will struggle a bit.

 

[A_G]

 

[UnitedBeard]

Ten Hag is a great appointment, but the Premier League is a different animal.

I suspect Ten Hag will struggle a bit.

If Rangnick really actually stays as consultancy role, he could be very helpful to give advice to Ten Hag.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Would love Ten Hag at Arsenal, unfortunately that won't happen. Would be very disappointed to see him at United.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Listen, A__G takes the piss mate, sometimes he needs to be told

Ever since the whole Mari/Cedric thing all he does now is post tweets lmao, man never gives his opinion anymore

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Don Carlo's response to being linked to the United job in 2022...

In awe at the Don-ness of this absolute italiano

 

[A_G]

brutal

 

[Riou]

 

[drippin]

Bruno with that look: "I'm pointing to my itchy ****, you know what I mean bro?"

 

[Camron]

Starting to look more likely now. Would be a good signing for United.

Better United than Sp**s. Both are in a major mess, but pressure is a lot higher at UTD. You'll see the fickle fanbase asking for an elite manager and delusional ex-players like Neville/Keane hammering on about not playing the United way if he can't get them challenging for a title after a season. I can already hear Keane mocking his appearance or "pretty football".

At Sp**s he's more likely to get the time to do an actual rebuild on a budget. Sign half the Ajax team in the process and possibly get them an actual trophy.

Still I hope Bayern get rid of Nagelsman.

 

[Oxeki]

Matchday thread
Kdb scores
1-0

So fecking easy.

First time they get within 30 yards of our goal and then it's an unmarked guy at the penalty spot.

Sigh

Like opening a can of tuna ffs

Can't exactly say I give a **** anymore.

Man utd equalizes
1-1

Sanchoooooooo

Woo!

JADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Yeeeees

fecking shambles

Kdb scores
2-1

JESUS CHRIST

That goal is a joke. feck this team

Ffs

**** off

Marhrez scores

My eyes

Need to avoid this turning into a smashing now.

Sigh

**** my life

This season should end already

Marhrez scores
4-1

useless bastards

fecking pathetic

Feck this team

Feck this ****

Post match thread

Outplayed, outclassed and most importantly outworked.

Maguire is a donkey and should never play for us again.

The rest are possible squad players.

Not even upset. Was totally predictable. We are a total shambles.

Embarrasing, not one player on that pitch in a red shirt gave a damn. No care, no passion, no desire. Pathetic once again. Disgraceful.

Not a bad result considering the performance.

Can’t wait for the social media teams to get to work to protect their assets and deflect this on the manager some how

First time we`ve played a top4 team since Ralf took over.

Its a shame it ended like this because the first half had its moments, but the 2nd one is a pure embarrasment. We are nowhere near good enough to compete this season.

United is gone, and has been for ages. Not a single player there is good enough for the title, and its probably gonna get worse before it gets better.

I hate that they have that manager
It's utterly inexcusable that he wasn't convinced to come here.
Why can't he fcuk off already?

Awful, but not unexpected

Outclassed but we looked better than under Ole.

 

[SA Gunner]

 

[GoonerJeeves]

They more or less gave up the last half hour. Hanging heads and heavy legs.

 

[SA Gunner]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

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Even if we gonna fall that won't make utd finish top 4 they have 10 games left half of them against Liverpool Sp**s Arsenal and Chelsea . And also going to play few tough away games against Brighton and Everton

 

[Oxeki]

Joke club

 

[razörist]

They can get Ten Hag. Before I would have said no but he was really tight with Overmars and he’s out of the picture now. Can see him move in the summer. Will need a complete squad overhaul though. De Gea can’t play with his feet, Maguire can’t play a high line, CM’s can’t control the game. Will need a lot.

 

[SA Gunner]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

No matter who they get ten hag Zidane or Poch. They need to rebuild thier squad and they need to stop buying stars to make thier fans happy it's not working if they don't change approach they'll stay where they are.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Did you guys see Micah Richards laughing after Keane spoke about United?

I thought he was going to deck him after that laugh ffs