Gianluca (Big Man with a Good Touch) Scamacca

[Jury]

He’s ****ing ****

 

[REWB]

I think we need to do an Atletico and use 85% of our budget on Osimhen. Spend big on one top player.

 

[Goonger]

Five minutes into his debut against Boreham Wood he'll be touted as "the new Giroud" by lovers and haters.

Lord Bendtner will finally have his replacement!

 

[2Smokeyy]

Anyone else think there could be a chance we loan in Vlahovic while Juve takes a look at Scamacca? Juve want to pride themselves as the “Italian” club so I could see them trying to hoard up the next Italian CF.

Seems more likely that they’ll sign Scamacca and loan us Alvaro Morata.

 

[Jury]

Arsenal don’t sign Italians. Who we had in our whole history? Two dodgy keepers who came to nothing and a prolific midget that went on to be eclipsed by Bendtner. Steer well clear. Better off phoning a pizza.

 

[A_G]

Arsenal don’t sign Italians. Who we had in our whole history? Two dodgy keepers who came to nothing and a prolific midget that went on to be eclipsed by Bendtner. Steer well clear. Better off phoning a pizza.

Respect Vito Mannone please.

 

[yorch44]

What is with the trend of trying to shoot down every target? Darwin Nunez was being shot down for his touch, his hold up play, the league he was playing in. Clumsy apparently, yet Liverpool are prepared to go big on him. Suddenly now he is too good. The same way Nkunku wasn't good enough.

Scamacca is attracting interest from Campos. He knows his stuff.

I didn't say anything about Núñez, he looks much better but not for 70M. Liverpool is on him. Scamacca won't be playing in Liverpool. Watched him with Italy and God, the guy is like a big ent trying to control a ball.

Giroud learned a lot about that, maybe he could. But we see what happened to Lukaku twice in PL. Even Vlahovic, is he being the super boom player after he arrived to Juve? Is not the same when you play for top teams.

 

[Rasmi]

Arsenal don’t sign Italians. Who we had in our whole history? Two dodgy keepers who came to nothing and a prolific midget that went on to be eclipsed by Bendtner. Steer well clear. Better off phoning a pizza.

Italians don’t travel well. They tend to be mamas Boys

 

[RunTheTrap]

Seems more likely that they’ll sign Scamacca and loan us Alvaro Morata.

How could I forget Football’s biggest money laundering scheme?

 

[RunTheTrap]

Italians don’t travel well. They tend to be mamas Boys

I read somewhere that for some players they get mixed up the Mafia/Ultras and it becomes very hard to leave. Pretty sure the same thing happened with Hamsik when he was at Napoli.

 

[Rasmi]

I read somewhere that for some players they get mixed up the Mafia/Ultras and it becomes very hard to leave. Pretty sure the same thing happened with Hamsik when he was at Napoli.

That makes sense tbh. But I think new generation of Italians are not as dodgy

 

[Macho]

Arsenal don’t sign Italians. Who we had in our whole history? Two dodgy keepers who came to nothing and a prolific midget that went on to be eclipsed by Bendtner. Steer well clear. Better off phoning a pizza.

Flamini found out he was half Italian suddenly one summer.

 

[Rex Stone]

Arsenal don’t sign Italians. Who we had in our whole history? Two dodgy keepers who came to nothing and a prolific midget that went on to be eclipsed by Bendtner. Steer well clear. Better off phoning a pizza.

The disrespect to Emi “Italian Stallion” Viviano

 

[2Smokeyy]

I read somewhere that for some players they get mixed up the Mafia/Ultras and it becomes very hard to leave. Pretty sure the same thing happened with Hamsik when he was at Napoli.

PES legend Miccoli and Iaquinta too. I’m convinced a lot more of these players have some involvement with the Mafia over there.

Ex-footballer sentenced in mafia trial - BBC News

Former Juventus player Vincenzo Iaquinta is given a two-year jail term for firearms offences.

www.bbc.com

Ex-Juventus Striker Fabrizio Miccoli Handed Jail Sentence Over Mafia Extortion Racket

Fabrizio Miccoli's lawyers confirmed that the former Ternana and Palermo player would appeal the decision to the Italian Supreme Court.

www.sportbible.com

That makes sense tbh. But I think new generation of Italians are not as dodgy

Still think they have no choice especially if they’re in the southern regions like Hamsik was at Napoli. One of my ex’s was telling me that they’d cut off your water and do some other crazy **** if you don’t pay up. It was mainly Catania she was on about, where apparently they’ve got a big presence.

 

[Rex Stone]

I read somewhere that for some players they get mixed up the Mafia/Ultras and it becomes very hard to leave. Pretty sure the same thing happened with Hamsik when he was at Napoli.

Happens here as well.

Well known Stevie G got a visit from the Scouse mafia when he was about to dash to Chelsea.

 

[Paperino]

Happens here as well.

Well known Stevie G got a visit from the Scouse mafia when he was about to dash to Chelsea.

And Edu is on BOPE:s Most Wanted list.

 

[Riou]

From the thread title alone, we shouldn't sign him.

 

[Rex Stone]

And Edu is on BOPE:s Most Wanted list.

Waiting on that der Spiegel expose on how we’ve been funnelling money to Comando Vermelho to drop any day now.

 

[RunTheTrap]

PES legend Miccoli and Iaquinta too. I’m convinced a lot more of these players have some involvement with the Mafia over there.

Ex-footballer sentenced in mafia trial - BBC News

Former Juventus player Vincenzo Iaquinta is given a two-year jail term for firearms offences.

www.bbc.com

Ex-Juventus Striker Fabrizio Miccoli Handed Jail Sentence Over Mafia Extortion Racket

Fabrizio Miccoli's lawyers confirmed that the former Ternana and Palermo player would appeal the decision to the Italian Supreme Court.

www.sportbible.com

Still think they have no choice especially if they’re in the southern regions like Hamsik was at Napoli. One of my ex’s was telling me that they’d cut off your water and do some other crazy **** if you don’t pay up. It was mainly Catania she was on about, where apparently they’ve got a big presence.

I know we give a lot sh#t to Italian clubs for the way they bend over to the bigger clubs, but I’ve always suspected there’s organised crime sowed into the very fabric of their football. England isn’t clean either but not as obvious as the Italians. Ffs wasn’t Italian President and Milan owner, Berlusconi, throwing weird sex parties? Tbf Boris probably did the same.

 

[Tom Mix]

Arsenal don’t sign Italians. Who we had in our whole history? Two dodgy keepers who came to nothing and a prolific midget that went on to be eclipsed by Bendtner. Steer well clear. Better off phoning a pizza.

Paolo Vernazza never recovered after that stabbing either.