Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[sdotzdot]

I’d be very concerned about Ten Hag as a United fan.

Signing a 5’8 lad from the Eredivisie at 60m for CB in the PL is absolutely criminal business. Honestly a sackable offence in itself.

Also been chasing someone for months who played under him for years and is still doing everything he possibly can to not move to United to play under him again? The desperation is concerning, to the extent you wouldn’t be surprised to see Ten Hag in one of them stalker documentaries.

Scary times for United.

Absolutely spot on once again.

This place never learns, I am always right. Ten Hag is a fraud. Martinez at CB? Someone needs to be executed for green lighting that.

 

[Token Yank]

They are so bad. I love tuning into United games and watching this clown show almost as much as watching Arsenal games. It's genuine entertainment.

 

[DJ_Markstar]

I love how **** United are, it really warms the soul

 

[A_G]

Looool

 

[Pop Tart]

People jerking to martinez. In the mud

 

[sdotzdot]

Thread needs a title change.

How about Erik Ten Months?

 

[boonthegoon]

Redcafe quotes please

 

[DJ_Markstar]

People jerking to martinez. In the mud

Lucky not to get sent off, 100% that foul if it was Xhaka or another Arsenal player was a second yellow and a penalty, mad the decisions that go their way even when they're ****ing ****.

 

[sdotzdot]

Redcafe quotes please

Don’t worry give @Oxeki some time and we going to be feasting.

 

[Oxeki]

0-1

haha new season same ****

Well well well

God we are ****e.

These players are hopeless. Until we decide to make a good rebuild with major changes, nothing is going to change.

Same ****, different manager.

FFS. Business as usual

0-2

feck off

Unbelievable

I don’t understand how a club with Brighton’s budget can sign players who look totally comfortable on the ball, yet we spunk a billion on ****e like Wan Bissaka and Lukaku.

As much as I love donkeys you can't make racehorses out of them.

Goodness bloody me.

oH MY GOD

Genuinely what the feck

Half time

Well atleast there's the world cup to look forward to

They lose their 2 best players and haven’t missed a beat. We look like we woke up 10 minutes before kick off.

Booed off at half-time in your first match as manager. That's got to be another first.

Honestly, EtH deserves this for not realizing hat McFred midfield and Maguire as captain will sink any manager

You guys need an Arteta style process and phase out the old washed up players. A complete squad overhaul is needed.

After the PK incidence

Martinez looks like an Aldi Rojo

Martinez is having a mare

VAR bailed us out there. Martinez really really stupid.

I fecking hate Danny Welbeck.
Feck off that ain’t no penalty.

Martinez is Rojo in disguise

Poor by Martinez, especially when already on a yellow.

1-2

It’s a goal!

finally!!

Get in!!!!

At least they don't have the balls to celebrate.

FT

That was Gross.

We are cursed.

Depressing, but not entirely unexpected. Get the fecking chequebook out.

Picking up from where we stopped last season. Forever ****.

Guess this means I need to be rooting for City to keep Liverpool from winning the league.

Never seen a football team so scared of the ball in my life

I will never understand how some fans were so positive going into this. This was always the outcome.

 

[Camron]

@Oxeki finally upgraded to broadband? That was quick

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Man United have this weird thing about wanting City to win the league over Liverpool

I can't imagine wanting any London club to win the PL no matter who they are.

 

[Oxeki]

New season, same old Harry.

 

[Camron]

 

[sdotzdot]

“Get the chequebook out”

That’s exactly what got you in this mess you idiots.

Dumbest fanbase in the league.

 

[Riou]

United have spent the same as City since like 2013, they really need to have a look at themselves and come up with a better plan than "sPeNd MoRe MoNeY", ffs...awful team.

 

[Rex Stone]

United have spent the same as City since like 2013, they really need to have a look at themselves...awful team.

Yeah when I looked at the spending table it actually blew my mind.

The league should be a two horse race every year but instead of Liverpool it should be Utd on City’s level.

Absolutely mad they’re not even in the CL with that level of investment.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

If only we had our own Roy Keane to call out PR BS.

 

[Camron]

Frenkie DeJong | Everyone on Caf: pay the bloody money

United fans truly think it's money that's holding FDJ back. He'd be on the first bus to Manchester if the call came from the blue side.

 

[Rex Stone]

I’d be fully looking to sell Ronaldo now.

Even with him they’re doing nothing. Maguire is **** and Varane is a dusted crock. Shaw looks finished as well and AWB has regressed instead of improve.

Even if Martinez is good you can’t get top 4 off one defender. Midfield is still a shambles, they’re still starting McFred ffs.