Chelsea FC: Carabottlejobs

[Mrs Bergkamp]

Horribly run football club. Praying for a points deduction if they fail to comply

I hope other clubs smell blood in the water and low ball them. It would be nice if some players showed a Phil Jones determination to see out their contracts too.

 

[Vinci]

Don Unai at it again.

34 points ahead now of Chelsea. That's insane.

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

Chelsea XG was 2.09. This match was their best in terms of touches in the opp box, possession and attempts. No team has the stats they have today and failed to score. I'm sure Lukaku will see them right next season

 

[Farzad Stoned]

A certain genius poster was threatening to fly out and give Edu a blanket party if he signed a tosser with 12 goals for 80 million. Whoever that guy was is he is brilliance personified

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Chelsea XG was 2.09. This match was their best in terms of touches in the opp box, possession and attempts. No team has the stats they have today and failed to score. I'm sure Lukaku will see them right next season

He just missed open goal today and it helped inter lose

 

[Paperino]

 

[Paperino]

Chelsea XG was 2.09. This match was their best in terms of touches in the opp box, possession and attempts. No team has the stats they have today and failed to score. I'm sure Lukaku will see them right next season

Just show you how irrelevant the XG nonsense is.

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

He just missed open goal today and it helped inter lose

I was being sarcastic. He doesn't want to return to Chelsea who don't want him back either and Inter don't want to keep him.

 

[Taneruit]

Chelsea had 19 shots inside the box btw. Didn't manage to score one goal.

It's a hilarious nonsensical stat-line in general. Emery Ball + Potter Ball is a beautiful combination.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

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Need to change the 3 on the shirt to 11............for accuracy

 

[GoonerJeeves]

You have to wonder how long they will stick with Potter....

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

To sack potter it'll cost Chelsea 55M.

No matter what you think about Abra wealth but he not that stupid as todd

 

[Sapient Hawk]

You have to wonder how long they will stick with Potter....

Harsh to judge him now. He needs another £600 million in transfers before his position can be assessed.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

To sack potter it'll cost Chelsea 55M.

No matter what you think about Abra wealth but he not that stupid as todd

Graham Potter and The Rapidly Decreasing Hourglass.

 

[Paperino]

Harsh to judge him now. He needs another £600 million in transfers before his position can be assessed.

Most of AM was Pottersexuals before he joined Chelsea. Thats why so many AM members defend the incompetent loser.

 

[GDeep™]

Most of AM was Pottersexuals before he joined Chelsea. Thats why so many AM members defend the incompetent loser.

He was doing well at Brighton, of course he was going to get praise.

You want us to be constantly negative about everything like you?

 

[Sapient Hawk]

He was doing well at Brighton, of course he was going to get praise.

You want us to be constantly negative about everything like you?

The praise was well-earned at the time. But. since then, we've realized that he was simply an effective cog in the well-oiled machine that Brighton simply are.

 

[Paperino]

He was doing well at Brighton, of course he was going to get praise.

Mod edit: Chill.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

 

[Farzad Stoned]

To sack potter it'll cost Chelsea 55M.

No matter what you think about Abra wealth but he not that stupid as todd

He is dumber than week old poo when it comes to football. Chelsea fans will burn him in effigy when it’s done. In 50 years future version Ryan Reynolds might buy them and try to get them back into league football.