He wasn't wrong.
F*ck me, covered in sauce.
I have no time whatsoever for the holes in Kyle Walker's socks. Who does he think he is? Are his calves somehow different from every single other...
Who's been worse, the City players or the City fans? I could maybe understand if they'd been handed horrible unsuccessful football for ages, then...
Is it just me or are City a bit boring? Even when they're playing objectively great football, even when they're thumping teams 6-0, they're kinda...
If Gabriel Jesus doesn't go to Halloween parties as Will Smith from Independence Day then he's not living his best life.
I really don't get why City fans still boo the CL anthem. They want to win it, right? They want to be a European and CL stalwart? Booing the...
That game was on crack.
Fonseca should be doing Nespresso adverts.
Nagelsmann is a great coach but f*ck me he's a weird looking guy. He's dressed like a sh*t magician.
Did Mavro bless himself before going on a training pitch? Elite.
Ooh, this'd be interesting.
Just figured out what Mustafi reminds me of, he's a puppy. I think I'd quite like him, if it weren't for the fact he's supposed to be a...