Jury

**** me

Witness claims he saw dark skinned man in a red tracksuit calmly stab someone 3 times

****ed up beyond belief

I'll be looking for ****s wearing rucksacks and other likely types. Im actually sitting here wondering if this is the way im meant to go... Oh What times we live in

Don't think you should go mate. This forum needs you. I'll pop round and take the hit for you instead.

I have to say, I ****** so jealous right now you luck old git, chuffed for you really, what a memento to take through life.

Very horrible most the victims are teenagers and kids what they did to deserve that really sad news :(

How can anyone think there exists some entity that will give you paradise in the afterlife if you murder a sh*t load of kids. Humans are capable of believing anything.

Was he into horse?

Flat earth?

Very good player.

If it means that much to you, just go vegetarian :)

Judge, Jury & Veggiecutioner. :D Though the man was mocking Hydro's "Pray for Turkey" comment.

I could quite easily go veggie tbh. The only meat Id really miss is my once a month blowout on a massive fat juicy burger and all the trimmings.

Just deny him coming back home at next x-mas. That will teach your son to not choke at his big moments.

Sergio did it. My son did it!

We don't want you too!

Have you tried Syrup of Figs?

Just saw the result, what on earth has happened to Djokovic since the French open?

He's vulnerable again! For a sportsman that's capable of going on long undefeated streaks, he has a vulnerable side. Tbh, he was like that before he won his first slam... He's a really interesting sports psychology case. But then it could well be the career slam at the french and having a child taking the edge off him. Great for Murray though!

I felt Murray could win 3 slams this year.

still would doe

Katrina Johnson is muuuccchh better

I know. She has nice eyes. She's always ****ing depressing to listen to though. Needs the big man