SiMamu
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SiMamu

Part time Leeds fan

@David Smith @David Smith ™ I get the JT hype now, I'm sorry for doubting you Aug 7, 2017

SiMamu was last seen:
Jul 28, 2018
    1. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Why am I just a generic 'well known member'? Got 5th most posts on the forum and ex-Lobby King III. Outraged.
      1. GDeep™ likes this.
      2. Jury
        Jury
        Just be thankful your account hasn't mysteriously disappeared for no apparent reason ;-)
        Dec 19, 2015
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    2. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Does a Terry's chocolate orange count as 1 of your 5 a day?
      1. DJ_Markstar likes this.
      2. Taylor Gang Gunners
        Dec 2, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        ****, going to have seriously reconsider the diet I've been on in recent weeks.
        Dec 2, 2015
      4. DJ_Markstar
        DJ_Markstar
        Don't listen to TGG, he's a spoil sport.
        Dec 3, 2015
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    3. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Beat me black and blue. Every wound will shape me, every scar will build my throne.
    4. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      So you can throw me to the wolves. Tomorrow I will come back, leader of the whole pack.
    5. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Often find myself disappointed with porn, as I'm perpetually looking for good storyline, or I just can't get invested in why they're banging
    6. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Crisis averted gang, got someone to call my number. Driver picked up, arranged for him to come back and return it to me.
      1. SA Gunner
        SA Gunner
        One word - CLOUDSTORE
        Nov 20, 2015
    7. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Just had a 'mare and left my phone in a taxi. FML.
      1. hydrofluoric acid
        hydrofluoric acid
        ****, Me and my friends were thinking just few days ago what would happened if some strangers would read our facebook history. We came to the conclusion that, that strangers would probably se darkness for rest of their life.
        Nov 20, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Luckily no strangers looked through my facebook history. Some of the **** I've said on facebook... Christ. Year 8/9 keyboard warrior phase...
        Nov 20, 2015
    8. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Got too hyped when asked if I wanted to watch the Lizzie McGuire movie with the girls. Now playing FM to try and restore some manliness.
      1. SuperGoon
        SuperGoon
        Don't worry. It is 10 times manlier to admit you have a soft side and not be ashamed of it.
        Nov 19, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Feel like singing along to 1D and MIKA songs and knowing all the lyrics already did a sufficient job on that one though tbh...
        Nov 19, 2015
    9. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      'Love yourself' is another cracker from Bieber, tbf. Not sure about what do you mean and show you, but sorry and love yourself are quality
    10. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Ox's mum said she'd smash Rosicky, as she likes his rockstar image
      1. Jury
        Jury
        wtf? Ox's mum is talking about men she'd like to bang?... the mother of Oxlade Chamberlain ffs?
        Nov 18, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Chambo mentioned it in an interview in the past. When he was discussing cracking looking players - when he said he didn't know how Debuchy was staking a claim ahead of Ramsey.
        Nov 18, 2015
    11. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      The music video accompanying Olly Murs' 'beautiful to me' had me in tears, such a touching tale.
    12. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I can't feel my face when I'm with you. But I love it. But I love it.
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    13. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Coming home in a taxi, I heard Nathan Sykes' 'Over and Over again'. Had to fight the tears. So deep. So heartfelt. So beautiful.
      1. Taylor Gang Gunners
        Taylor Gang Gunners
        I like Kiss Me Quick by Nathan Sykes. Nice little mover.
        Nov 10, 2015
    14. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I've known her five weeks, I had a plan for when to ask her out and everything, and now she casually mentions she has a boyfriend. FFS.
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      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        I suppose you would have to live and breath sport, as your other courses are mediocre in comparison #banter

        What do you study?
        Nov 7, 2015
      4. OnlyOne
        OnlyOne
        I study Arts & Crafts because I'm at Beckett, yourself? Haha no I study sports business management.
        Nov 7, 2015
      5. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        English and Classical literature.
        Nov 8, 2015
    15. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Take That's new song 'Hey Boy' inspired me to get the number of the girl I like from my seminar group and text her. Gary and the boys >>>
    16. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I'm a professional lad/top shagger - like Gaz Beadle. It's decent tbh.
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      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        I need to see these bars. Right. Now. Drop 'em like it's hot.
        Nov 3, 2015
      3. Gervais
        Gervais
        They're in a bin somewhere in Orpington iirc. This was 7 years ago btw, so there's a slight chance they're not there anymore imo.
        Nov 4, 2015
      4. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Would it be too much to ask for you to go and check? I just feel like I need to know for certain that they're lost in the abyss of life for closure.
        Nov 4, 2015
    17. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Hello, gorgeous.
    18. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Feel like cracking out 'somewhere out there' like it's 'An American Tail', and looking up at the moon and thinking of @GDeep
    19. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Want a Beckham H&M jumper, but feel it's a waste as Victoria probably tells him to go upstairs and change if he ever wears H&M in reality.
      1. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        "If you want to go out today, go upstairs and put on the Luisa Via Roma, not that peasant H&M ****e."
        Oct 27, 2015
      2. OG J0E
        OG J0E
        I got one of those, it feels very un-peasanty but that is probably just in comparison to Primark.
        Oct 27, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        When you're David 'the man' Beckham, anything that doesn't have more than one 0 before the decimal is peasantry.
        Oct 27, 2015
    20. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Josh Turner's 'Your Man' is an absolute tune and a half.
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    leeds united, arsenal, my favourite arsenal player is Tomas Rosicky.