SiMamu
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SiMamu

Part time Leeds fan

@David Smith @David Smith ™ I get the JT hype now, I'm sorry for doubting you Aug 7, 2017

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    1. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      If English is Hydro's first language then his errors are unacceptable. If not, then we can let his errors slide.
      1. Rimaal, OG J0E and hydrofluoric acid like this.
    2. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Hung out with some smokers - not smoking - and now my favourite shirt smells of nicotine. Ffs
      1. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        And I lay in my bed for a bit with said shirt so now my bed and room smell like it. Absolutely enraged
        Oct 17, 2015
    3. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Face down in the river. It takes time to discover it all. You'll know when you see it.
    4. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      BAD BOYS is an absolute banger of a film. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do, when they come for you? Bad boys, bad boys
    5. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean.
    6. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      @David Smith I remember you being a big JT fan. A guy in my flat is too and, from him constantly playing JT, has me a bit of a fan.
    7. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Lads, I've fallen in love with another girl - and this one is so much less hard work and not my flat mate. In a pickle now.
      1. Rex Banner
        Rex Banner
        Lol no it really isn't a dilemma. Jumping through hoops for girls is fools gold, there shouldn't be hassle.
        Oct 8, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        I know, I think I'll move on to the other girl, but I see the original crush every day so it's difficult to supress the feelings.
        Oct 8, 2015
    8. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Main thing I've been introduced to since university is the concept of someone being, or trying to be, "edgy".
      1. The  Jury
        The Jury
        i want examples of 'being, and 'trying' please! or is 'trying' when you fail to 'be'?
        Oct 6, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Being edgy in a girl is having ripped jeans, etc. Trying and failing is to have a top knot and telling people to call you 'the pharmacist'.
        Oct 6, 2015
    9. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      OMG, RUMOURS THAT BUSTED WITH CHARLIE SIMPSON ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.
      1. DJ_Markstar
        DJ_Markstar
        Maybe this is why you can't get laid?
        Oct 6, 2015
    10. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      We're soaring, we're flying, there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach. If we're trying, so we're breaking free
      1. SuperGoon likes this.
      2. BobP
        BobP
        Have just about memorized every ****ing song on the second installment of that movie, sister watched it perpetually.
        Oct 6, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Bet On It was an absolute worldie of a tune.
        Oct 6, 2015
    11. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Hello, is it me you're looking for?
      1. The  Jury
        The Jury
        ah man, what with all you've been posting lately, that is so sad :-(
        Oct 4, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Nah, I'm alright. It's just that Lionel Messi Ritchie produced an absolute banger of a tune with that one.
        Oct 4, 2015
      3. The  Jury
        The Jury
        'absolute banger' LOL
        Oct 5, 2015
    12. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Changed from MF hardman to 2nd striker, considering image rebrand. Maybe replacing beard with hairband for new role.
      1. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Going from Gattuso to Totti early 2000s.
        Oct 2, 2015
    13. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      'New Profile Posts' is becoming 'Place to give advice to SiMamu for his girl problems'
    14. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      All good. I used the SiMamu charisma to smooth things over.
    15. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Primary school tactics have not paid dividends.
    16. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Guys, I pissed the girl I like off on Whatsapp with some classic WUM bant and she left the group. Need to apologise, but she intimidates me
      1. DJ_Markstar
        DJ_Markstar
        No you don't. There's hundreds of grills. If she's getting pissy over banter then she'll be a **** gf anyway. Also, pics.
        Oct 1, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        No, it was because she was in a lecture and she didn't want the notifications. She bantered me off two days ago when I said that I was manly.
        Oct 1, 2015
    17. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Going through such a headfuck at the minute. I miss being at an all boys school. None of this **** there.
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      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Mate, it's like you've met him. And yet everyone else likes him, it's infuriating when he challenged my ego. Who the **** is he to challenge my ego? I'm clenching my fist thinking about it
        Sep 30, 2015
      3. Rex Banner
        Rex Banner
        Mate best advice. Don't let him get to you, banter him off all the time.
        Oct 1, 2015
      4. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Assert my male dominance. Although I'm of the view that true banter is between mates. I don't want him getting the wrong idea. I'll just call him a 'curly haired ****' and claim it's banter.
        Oct 1, 2015
    18. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Keep waking up and having weird af hallucinations, where I think someone's in my bed and I freak out.
    19. OnlyOne
      OnlyOne
      @SiMamu Alcohol and maybe some naughty powder, and the fact my phone died.
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      2. The  Jury
        The Jury
        mind that devils dandruff so. man is puttin bad tings in there these days. its all dead food.
        Sep 26, 2015
      3. OnlyOne
        OnlyOne
        I do bro, make sure I know what I got.
        Sep 26, 2015
      4. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        maybe save such wild nights for when you don't have something to look forward to at the end of the night.
        Sep 26, 2015
    20. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      @OnlyOne did the alcohol leave you unable to get it up? Somewhat ironic as I've just found a packet of Viagra in my hallway
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