SiMamu
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SiMamu

Part time Leeds fan

@David Smith @David Smith ™ I get the JT hype now, I'm sorry for doubting you Aug 7, 2017

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    1. SiMamu
      SiMamu
    2. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Learnt the dance for Pray (Take That) - guaranteed ***** magnet when I pull it off live.
    3. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I interpreted it as Rex saying he's tempted from straying from his gf and smashing some innocent freshers.
    4. The  Jury
      The Jury
      just act like the Red Dragon at the first opportunity you're alone with a girl. tell her you're 'changing' before biting her lips off and lighting her on fire.
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      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Haha, you know it
        Sep 22, 2015
      4. OG J0E
        OG J0E
        Tell her of your becoming and soon you'll be coming.
        Sep 22, 2015
      5. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        WHEYYY
        Sep 22, 2015
    5. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      FFS, I've just made things weird on here.
    6. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Tbf, I'm a long way from being able to put through the motions to ask someone out, so such thoughts are premature.
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      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        I know - hence 'long game'. One is being friendly and alert. I'm obviously not going to just ask them out. By motions I mean putting in the graft to get to that point where it's acceptable.
        Sep 22, 2015
      3. BobP
        BobP
        The key is to not care, don't be too premature but give things time and then make a move, if a girl responds well GG WP if not just move on and avoid and try it on the thousands of other girls at University.
        Sep 22, 2015
      4. BobP
        BobP
        Also, getting drunk on a night out is absolutely full proof for hooking up, inhibitions seep away, you'll talk to women like you never thought you could and even if you get knocked back you won't give a single **** and will keep on plugging away until the night ends.
        Sep 22, 2015
    7. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I haven't made such thoughts known to them, nor are they obvious - so not desperate. Just tactical, long term thinking from the gaffer in me
      1. The  Jury
        The Jury
        ahhaha you sound like psycho ffs! :D
        Sep 21, 2015
      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        FFS, we did a psychopath test yesterday and I found myself meeting an unsettling number of the requirements.
        Sep 22, 2015
    8. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Interacting with girls for 1st time after 13 years of all boys schools. All girls in my flat have BFs though. Guess I'm playing a long game
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      2. The  Jury
        The Jury
        Relax. At worst, the choice of soiled, encrusted panties will be extraordinary. And da yoga bottoms. Man is jealous.
        Sep 21, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        I'm chilled. These things take time.
        Sep 22, 2015
      4. celestis
        celestis
        No such things as a long game mate or tactical whatever . Just go out and do what DJ suggested .
        Sep 22, 2015
    9. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Started uni on Saturday. Been decent.
    10. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Obviously there's skill and thought involved in rugby, but it's more down to physical attributes than football is.
    11. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Rugby's such an outdated sport. The fact they can still only pass backwards demonstrates that. Just shows of manliness, not skill.
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      2. RandyMarsh
        RandyMarsh
        Well i suppose i'd class a modern sport as one that embraces modern technology primarily. Also one that continually makes improvements to the sport by altering the rules.
        People saying Rugby lacks skill are being incredibly naive. It's been said by a few people now. Clearly don't understand the sport at all.
        Sep 17, 2015
      3. CurryFlavoured
        CurryFlavoured
        There's loads of skill involved in rugby, quality sport.
        Sep 17, 2015
      4. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        The way it's played isn't modern. Passing backwards is similar to football in the late 1800s, when it was viewed unmanly to pass forwards and not just drive forward yourself.
        Sep 18, 2015
    12. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Is The Wanted's 'glad you came' actually about their delight at giving a female an orgasm?
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      2. SuperGoon
        SuperGoon
        I always think the same. So much I always say, "I'm glad she came too, buddy. Proud of you."
        Sep 14, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        glad I'm not alone in this meaning :). Nothing wrong with giving a fellow man a pat on the back after a good night in the boudoir.
        Sep 14, 2015
    13. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Watching Arsenal win, listening to Leeds lose, singing Drag Me Down. This is what Saturdays are meant to be.
    14. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Going to @ the guy who gave me a bad, personal attacking review in my next chapter. You don't **** with this guy.
    15. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Just been abused on fanfiction.net. This is a new low.
    16. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      I don't wanna rock, dj, but you're making me feel so nice. When its gonna stop, DJ? 'Cause you're keepin' me up all night.
    17. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Had a dream last night where I became mates with Harry Styles. Nice guy. Bit awkward when I hit on him as I initially thought he was a girl
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      2. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Then my mate's 6ft2 younger brother mugged us both.
        Sep 5, 2015
    18. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Absolutely gutted after finishing High School DXD. Not sure what to do with my life now
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      2. Nemetoss
        Nemetoss
        LOL I didn't see the DXD.Did you really like it?Lot of ecchi and too little plot for my taste.They've also released a new season and ova's I hear.
        I liked it at first but that shota **** made me want to puke.
        Sep 5, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        I actually like the rom-com elements. I've seen the first 3 series, 4th will apparently start in December.
        The shota thing is very weird and I do not care for it though.
        Sep 5, 2015
      4. Nemetoss
        Nemetoss
        Give Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi a go,you might like it.
        Sep 5, 2015
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      SiMamu
      If you need tips on how to have a perfect week, ask man like Trilly as he's clearly smoother than butter if his gf will forgive him.
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      2. Trilly
        Trilly
        looooooooool
        Sep 2, 2015
    20. SiMamu
      SiMamu
      Just pull every night and always go back to theirs so they're obliged to provide breakfast. Eat big in the morning.
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      2. Hegemony
        Hegemony
        Haha, such a brilliant plan mate. Maybe I'll torrent that pick up book, 'The Game', to boost my chances
        Sep 2, 2015
      3. SiMamu
        SiMamu
        Glad to see you're being proactive. Don't be afraid to seek guidance, everyone starts off as a blank slate on such matters. You'll become better by being willing to learn.
        Sep 2, 2015
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