Taylor Gang Gunners

King Ls were standard procedure back when I smoked hard.

20 to 1 and I'm still blazed. This is awesome.

Thankfully I never offend or disagree with you!

Jerk.

You know what happens to people who insult me, right @Vinci?

I was a bit of a silly boy mate. Won't go into too much detail but only idiots think police are stupid lol. Gotta re-do my theory and practical test again but it's a small price to pay.

Driving under the influence of something were we son? lol We've all done it (many times myself, I could make your ****ing toes curl up if I told you some stories) and we either get caught and stop doing it, or we realise over time that it's crazy... and stop doing it!

Would very much like to hear those stories! I'll share my events too. Fateful night it was. You know when you feel something is gonna go wrong? Was something in the air, from the minute I left my gaf to waking up in 'strange' surroundings. Nightmare stuff.

Arsenal can come back from relegation. There's no coming back for me if my internet history becomes public. I'll have to move to a different country and start all over again.

Hang on I've just noticed @hydrofluoric acid said his porn history would cost him his marriage im deaadddd hahahahahahahaha

Bro, never change @hydrofluoric acid

Not one that matter in my life has changed. And I have same friends since in pre-school.

Love your realism ;p

I reckon you'd bum him imvho

Sounding a bit jealous over there lad :p.

Can't fault rice after you've had some proper sushi. The Japanese have some good basic dishes with it too.

Next girl scout cookie season I'll cook you a proper rice dish that will change your mind.

Just not a lover of rice, man. Sooner have sweet potato or cheesy mash.

wow, unbelievable arrogance to boast about how long you can last in the bedroom. Dick

Nice one bro @OnlyOne your turn soon!

**** me, lad. Outstanding. A belated congrats.

Thank you bro, genuinely appreciate it @Jury. <3

Went ahead and downloaded mate, it's got me by the balls.

Doesnt matter. You will still be one of my favorite poster!

Glad it doesn't affect our relationship bro.

You got any left for breakfast?

There's one or two mate, I'll save them for you.

Don't do it!

@Tir Na Nog straight from the savage law book that lol.

Shag her and see whether it was all just a bit of flirtation.

Hang in there mate! The world will soon get so small it will fit in your hand! And then you will be unbeatable!

Can't wait lad.