*The Arsenal-Mania Song Sheet Competition*

[Anonymous]

Introducing... the Arsenal-Mania song competition...

Go ahead and post entries that you think are good enough to be on the official Arsenal-Mania song sheet. Please keep it from being tacky - anything intelligent, witty and that sounds good is welcomed.

We'll take a look at them and decide which ones will make it onto the sheet.

Remember, Highbury needs you. It is time to get rid of the 'library' tag, and believe in our ability to construct songs and sing. We cannot let the club lead us to a dire state when they have to write song sheets for us, and introduce tacky fan days (with flags etc).

Good luck, and remember to have fun making the things.

That's me done, back to the Guvnor's original post.. :wink: ......

Some comeback songs could include:

"how long since u won the league" (1-0 to the arsenal)

"whats it like to be useless, whats it like to be useless, like to be useeelesssss, whats it like to be uselss" (tune of only one dennis bergkamp)

"how long since you beat us, hows it been since u beat us, how long since u beat us, how longs it been since u beat us" (tune of 1-0 to AFC)

"go unbeaten, ur having a laugh, go unbeaten, ur having a laugh" (tune of north bank sing your having a laugh).

"have you ever gone unbeaten, have you ever gone, have you ever gone, have you ever gone unbeaten" (who the f****g hell are you)


If they sing stuff like "shall we sing a song for you"
we should come back with the slightly sarcastic "we only sing when we're losing, sing when we're losing, we only sing when we're losing".

Any chance of making this a sticky for people to add to? im not the first person to suggest this.

 

[Aussie]

We thought you were ****e, We were right

 

[Arnie]

Good ideas lads, fans really hate to know their shi*

If they sing who are ya after they go 1-0 up

We should sing we r unbeatable.... we r immortal!!

 

[Arnie]

or we r the champions

 

[RocktheCasbah]

I think the sing when we're losing song would be hilarious.

I've suggested it before, but I we could nick QPR's version of Chelsea's Blue Flag song. It sounds really good when you get loads of people singing it.

 

[Anonymous]

Yeh that sing when we are losing one is my fave too.

song for chelsea:

one prat went to buy, went to buy a duffer, one man and his cash, went to duffer.
one prat went to buy, went to buy 2 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 2 duffers.
one prat went to buy, went to buy 3 duffers, one man and his cash, went to buy 3 duffers.
15 duffers later, u aint that much better, arsenal are the top, top team in england.

(when done in tune to one man and his dog, it actually sounds good).

 

[KingReyes]

I like this song when its sung to the clubs challenging for the league. Mainly sung to Chelsea and Sp**s though who haven't won the league for so long..

Shall we win, Shall we win, Shall we win the league for you!!!
Shall we win the league for you!!!

 

[RocktheCasbah]

We'll follow our team
We are the Arsenal we rule supreme
We'll never be mastered by those
By those Chelsea bastards
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
Up your aaaaaarse
Up your arse
We'll stick the blue flag up your arse
From Stamford Bridge to Wembley we'll stick the blue flag up your arse

 

[Anonymous]

"have you ever touched a trophy, ever touched a trophy, have you ever touched a trophy"

 

[Sammer]

I´ll throw this one in again:

Carefree wherever you may be,
Chelsea ain’t got no history,
Lampard’s fat the rest are queer and they haven’t won the League for forty-nine year

 

[Aussie]

Could this be made a sticky please.

If you are worried about have to many sticky's clogging the forum up im sure you could get rid of a few of the stickys that have been there for ages.

 

[Rupert]

I've been thinking of wayne rooney songs all week but I just cant piece together one containing all scouse stereotypes and him doing a loada whores, any ideas?

Of course theres always

HES FAT HES SCOUSE
HES PROLLY ROBBER YOUR HOUSE
WAYNE ROONEY!

But thats so generic :|

 

[Anonymous]

rooney ****s all whores
he has lots of fun
eating pies all day long
hes fater than his mum

ops: (tune of Arsène wengers magic)

how long since u ****ed a whore
how long since u robbed a house
how long since u ate a chocolate
how long, are you injured for

(these are getting worse)

"what do you think of rooney, FAT
what does rooney think of, WHORES"



"hey, heyyy fatty, scouse ****,
i wana knowwwww how long since u ****ed a whore"

(hey yido's)

wen he last played for england he lept cartwheels across the floor
he was feeling kind of shagged out but the crowd yeld out for more
as he jumped up to the hooker, he was about shag
he was offered a large pie that he just had to have
out robbing at night he saw another crawler
wondered who could this man be? approaching abit closer
it was fergy he was about to meet
with a pen in hand he said "sign it lad" i'll make sure ur never sad.
although he shouldnt he wasnt that pissed,
he just had to ****
the one person beckham could resist.

(thats not a song but a poem i made up, also sounds good when read in the tune of the last fandango, which many of you i dont think will know).

 

[Anonymous]

To Rooney - "you couldnt score in a brothel" etc etc

To Chelsea - "**** off till you've won the league"
"Carefree"
"One man and his dog"
"One team in London"
"Champions" followed by
"You'll never sing that song"

To Spuds - see above. Also
"You won the league in black and white"
"71/2004"
"We got Campbell/wheres you captain gone/hey yido"

To mancs - "Have you ever won the league at Highbury"

 

[KoLo28]

To Rooney - "you couldnt score in a brothel" etc etc

lol

The best way to get them back is just not to stop singing.

 

[Eastrek]

(to the tune of Chelsea got no history)

Roooooney, where ever he may be
shaggin a bird of 63
him and coleen are history

:-D

needs improving...maybe another line before the last one

 

[Anonymous]

(to the tune of Chelsea got no history)

Roooooney, where ever he may be
shaggin a bird of 63
him and coleen are history

:-D

needs improving...maybe another line before the last one

Roooooney, where ever you may be
Shaggin a bird of 63,
Up the rear, because youre really queer
Now him and Coleen are history...


*Picks up coat, walks out of the room, shuts the door*

 

[sebasvard]

I think Highbury should still spend a significant portion of each match singing anti-Sheringham songs. He is such a git that he deserves to be the target of some vitriol even though we may not play against him again.

 

[Eastrek]

(to the tune of Chelsea got no history)

Roooooney, where ever he may be
shaggin a bird of 63
him and coleen are history

:-D

needs improving...maybe another line before the last one

Roooooney, where ever you may be
Shaggin a bird of 63,
Up the rear, because youre really queer
Now him and Coleen are history...

:-D yeh thats better!

 

[torgrim]

And how can we ever forget the priceless "Posh-Spice takes it up the Arsenal". It's such a shame Becks went to Madrid.