We have our own Captain Caveman now and it's cool that an Arsenal player was born on exactly the same date as me.Hairyness factor in the squad just increased by 100 points. He looks like he could braid his whole body.
Wright and Merson will suffer whenever they have to say his name.Put Papastathopoulos on his shirt, just so I can hear the commentators sound like a muppet.
The 30-year-old arrives from Borussia Dortmund, where he won two Bundesliga titles and one German Cup. The hugely-experienced defender lists Werder Bremen, AC Milan, Genoa and AEK Athens among his previous clubs.