Yes, the chances are pretty near zero, but as I explained, within the realms of possibility. As for the Champions League, you assume that we won't be able to beat Chelsea or Barcelona in the final without Arshavin and luck, but completely skipped thus assuming that we could beat Porto or Manchester United without luck or Arshavin. If we make it past the semi's, I think this squad will prove that they merit a place in the final and will have a good shot of winning it as well. As for the FA Cup, I hope that was a joke. It's still a fantastic competition to win, maybe not as prestigious as the Champions League, but still a great trophy to claim.