Arsène Wenger’s Book

[al-Ustaadh]

Wenger has hinted enough at writing a book about his Arsenal tenure, and at the behest and non-intended provocation of a few, I figured I’d start a thread for meaningful discussion but also humor with relation to it.

What are you hoping Wenger includes in his book? Have there been moments or events that you for sure want to know what happened (eg the Cesc and Alexis sagas, etc)?

Any ideas on what he would title it?

What about specific chapter titles?

 

[al-Ustaadh]

Possible book titles:

"Arséne and Arsenal: Invincible in My Own Mind"

"Arséne and Arsenal: Balancing the Checkbooks"

"Arséne and Arsenal: It Was a Little Bit Too Long”

@Makingtrax @freeglennhelder2 @Kobi Done.

 

[shootxhakashoot]

Arsène Wenger - My life in football and economics.
(In that date order)

 

[Camron]

Interesting to see if he's gonna take out the trash or stay classy. He's always been very protective about what's going on inside.

 

[bingobob]

I'd love to read a book never thought he d do it though.

 

[DanDare]

Arsène Wenger: A Life with the handbrake a little bit on

 

[freeglennhelder2]

Bear with me....based on his all time classic quote after being booed by some Arsenal fans following their 1-1 draw with Middlesbrough in 1998: "If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages."

The book title should obviously be

"A RETURN TO SAUSAGES"

 

[Tosker]

What I DID See

 

[BobP]

I was under the impression that he wouldn't write one.

If we were to do so it would be a truly fascinating read.

As for the title, it'd be something cringe like:

Arsène Wenger: le professeur du football

 

[Rimaal]

I wouldn't read it. Heard enough from the man to last me till the end of my days.

 

[c00lguy]

Footballistically Arsenal

 

[YeahBee]

What did park do?

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

I wonder if there'll be a non disclosure golden goodbye when Wenger leaves. I'd certainly read any autobiography-his non match day interviews are fascinating.

 

[SA Gunner]

I wouldn't read it. Heard enough from the man to last me till the end of my days.

Dont you wanna know the story behind him bringing you Özil?

 

[SA Gunner]

Wenger is class. I cant see much sensationalism coming from the book, more explanations around decisions during his career.

Should be a good read for us Arsenal family, but a borefest for the rest I reckon.

 

[Crazycarrots]

Possible titles..

The long coat
I did not see that

And my favourite.....

Mike Deans a c@nt.

 

[Rimaal]

Dont you wanna know the story behind him bringing you Özil?

Özil was always mine (GERMANY)

 

[krackpot]

I was under the impression that he wouldn't write one.

If we were to do so it would be a truly fascinating read.

As for the title, it'd be something cringe like:

Arséne Wenger: le professeur du football

on the contrary, I think an autobiography would be quite boring, as wouldn't be sensationalist, as many have said.

If someone close to him did that, it would be better.

 

[Mark Tobias]

Wenger is class. I cant see much sensationalism coming from the book, more explanations around decisions during his career.

Should be a good read for us Arsenal family, but a borefest for the rest I reckon.

My thoughts exactly.

On a side note, @Makingtrax ate you editing this?

 

[Mark Tobias]

Possible titles
Wenger: I turned Real Madrid down for this ****.

Or

ARSENES ARSENAL