Arsenal Coaches Thread

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
Really thought Mikel could've hired some young coach.

As long airport there we safe
 

field442

Hates Journalists Named James
It was a while ago (when he was last linked) but I think i remember reading he was fairly attacking in his style of play as a coach.
 

The Ducking Duck

(incoherent quacking)

Country: Sweden
It was a while ago (when he was last linked) but I think i remember reading he was fairly attacking in his style of play as a coach.

This?

 

RunTheTrap

Says Aesthetics Merchants, but really means Trilly


Arteta's sufferball gimmick has gone too far now. He wants to punish these players to feed his sick sadomasochistic proclivities. Every dictator needs their right-hand man to abuse the Geneva Conventions with. Who would Darth Sidious be if he didn't have Vader force-choking people at his behest? Firelord Ozai needed his daughter, Azula, to cremate dissenters. Hitler and Himmler go together like Ant and Dec. It rolls off the tongue, as does Arteta and Heinze ketchup.
 

RunTheTrap

Says Aesthetics Merchants, but really means Trilly


Arteta's sufferball gimmick has gone too far now. He wants to punish these players to feed his sick sadomasochistic proclivities. Every dictator needs their right-hand man to abuse the Geneva Conventions with. Who would Darth Sidious be if he didn't have Vader force-choking people at his behest? Firelord Ozai needed his daughter, Azula, to cremate dissenters. Hitler and Himmler go together like Ant and Dec. It rolls off the tongue, as does Arteta and Heinze ketchup.

Hold on a second. Argentina has a checkered past with black people. Hopefully, Heinze whispers in Teta's ear and puts an end to the Madookie transfer.
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆


Somehow Arteta found guy more crazy than him in touchline.

Place a bet from now that if he take the job seriously will get sent off 😂
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆


Arteta's sufferball gimmick has gone too far now. He wants to punish these players to feed his sick sadomasochistic proclivities. Every dictator needs their right-hand man to abuse the Geneva Conventions with. Who would Darth Sidious be if he didn't have Vader force-choking people at his behest? Firelord Ozai needed his daughter, Azula, to cremate dissenters. Hitler and Himmler go together like Ant and Dec. It rolls off the tongue, as does Arteta and Heinze ketchup.

Berta Arteta and this guy now. Players will be afraid joining us ffs
 

balthazar

Well-Known Member
gosh, we are becoming more like Athetico Madrid every day. No more Wengerball
Sad Cry GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants
 

Rasmi

Negative Nancy Deluxe

Country: England
Wouldn’t be surprised if the team morale goes to the sh1tter with heinze becoming a really unpopular character
 

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