Arsenal Coaches Thread

Sammy1887

New Year, Same Hate For Reed
I can see it already..Heinze to stop opposition players from drinking water during games.
 

jones

Captain Serious
gosh, we are becoming more like Athetico Madrid every day. No more Wengerball
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albakos

Arséne Wenger: "I will miss you"
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Country: Kosova

Player:Saka


Somehow Arteta found guy more crazy than him in touchline.

Place a bet from now that if he take the job seriously will get sent off 😂


Arteta and Heinze. We have officially overtaken lazio as the most dislikable club in he world
:lol:
I am sure PGMOL will be mindful of Heinze's antics, therefore they will make sure that their new rules (which apply only to Arsenal) are applied accordingly, so Heinze is not sent off every matchday.
 

Mrs Bergkamp

Double Dusted
:lol:
I am sure PGMOL will be mindful of Heinze's antics, therefore they will make sure that their new rules (which apply only to Arsenal) are applied accordingly, so Heinze is not sent off every matchday.
Maybe touchline Gabruel will bring some of that good Fergie magic to the club. Van Bronkhorst is now at Liverpool so I'll be watching him too.
 

Dennis_Bergkamp_10

Established Member

Country: Netherlands

Player:Madueke
Guy looks like an absolute unlikeable tool. Hope he has other qualities besides yelling at refs and not giving the players water, because that's not going to help us.
 

Artisan

Not Emery's Old Pal
Some Argentine thunder-**** could be the exact type of character we need tbh. Want to see Saka and Ødegaard becoming masters of the dark arts by end of next season.
 

OnlyOne

@2Smokeyy smells like Clown juice

Country: England
Interesting appointment, seems the opposite end of the spectrum from the other guy who was Mr Nice.

Maybe this squads matured where we need less of an arm around the shoulder hope you’re okay little one type Bs.
 

Rasmi

Prophet of Doom

Country: England
A-M wetting the bed before they see what Heinze can offer.
He’s a failed manager with stupid cave man approach. He can’t offer anything at this level because he couldn’t offer anything at lower levels. Just disaster waiting to happen and I would be surprised if he finishes his first season
 

hydrofluoric acid

Down With the Refereearchy

Country: Iceland
He’s a failed manager with stupid cave man approach. He can’t offer anything at this level because he couldn’t offer anything at lower levels. Just disaster waiting to happen and I would be surprised if he finishes his first season

All assistant coaches are failed managers.

He will do fine.
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
not all good players end up good managers Heinze played at top clubs he has even more experience in football than Arteta himself he played for Sporting PSG Real Madrid Manutd Roma and OM he basically played in all europe top leagues apart from bundesliga.

his behaviour acts are normal he from Argentina what you expect? these guys always crazy never seen Argentinain player or coach that calm nowdays maybe apart from Messi.
 

Riou

The Invincibles, warra team

Country: Northern Ireland
That feeling when you thought you were getting a baller and someone who is actually likeable in Santi at Arsenal again, but that spot is being filled by another unlikeable bellemd who was just a dirty clogger of a player (and even has ties to Man ****ing United to top it all off!) instead...

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...**** off.
 

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Team P W D L Goals GD Pts
1
Arsenal
Arsenal
W W L D D W
25 17 5 3 49:17 +32 56
2
Manchester City
Manchester City
D W L D D D
24 14 5 5 49:23 +26 47
3
Aston Villa
Aston Villa
D L W L D W
25 14 5 6 36:27 +9 47
4
Manchester United
Manchester United
W W W W D D
25 12 8 5 46:36 +10 44
5
Chelsea
Chelsea
W W W W L D
25 12 7 6 45:28 +17 43
6
Liverpool
Liverpool
W L D D D D
24 11 6 7 39:33 +6 39
7
Everton
Everton
W D D W D L
25 10 7 8 28:28 0 37
8
Brentford
Brentford
W L L W W D
24 11 3 10 36:32 +4 36
9
Sunderland
Sunderland
L W L W L D
25 9 9 7 27:29 -2 36
10
Fulham
Fulham
L L W L W D
25 10 4 11 35:37 -2 34
11
Bournemouth
Bournemouth
D W W D W L
25 8 10 7 41:44 -3 34
12
Newcastle
Newcastle
L L D W W W
24 9 6 9 33:33 0 33
13
Brighton
Brighton
D L D D W D
24 7 10 7 34:32 +2 31
14
Tottenham
Tottenham
L D D L L D
25 7 8 10 35:35 0 29
15
Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace
D L L D L D
24 7 8 9 25:29 -4 29
16
Leeds
Leeds
W L D W L D
25 7 8 10 34:43 -9 29
17
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest
L D W D W L
25 7 5 13 25:38 -13 26
18
West Ham
West Ham
W L W W L L
25 6 5 14 31:48 -17 23
19
Burnley
Burnley
L L D D D L
25 3 6 16 25:49 -24 15
20
Wolves
Wolves
L L L D D W
25 1 5 19 16:48 -32 8
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