Arsenal Coaches Thread

[pure profit FC]

Another scandinavian plumber to go with Gyokeres and Norbert whatever his name is ffs.

 

[Kuroske]

Throw in is the most useless game rule in football. There is not much advantage besides to run the gaming clock down. Your teammates always receive the ball under pressure. It will be great if you can use the long throw to start a counter attack or the use it as a "corner kick". I forgot against which team it was. But it was always dangerous when that player threw that ball into our box.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

You have to sign guys with such strong arms to make it useful. Not sure coaching would be useful can teach you few tricks tho. Pretty sure Pep signed Semyeno because of his ability to make throw in look like corners.

Football reaching to the most over doing it point. i Wonder what next

 

[Kuroske]

You have to sign guys with such strong arms to make it useful. Not sure coaching would be useful can teach you few tricks tho. Pretty sure Pep signed Semyeno because of his ability to make throw in look like corners.

Football reaching to the most over doing it point. i Wonder what next

Stephen Curry can make full court shots with those arms of his. 70% is technic and repetition.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Stephen Curry can make full court shots with those arms of his. 70% is technic and repetition.

Basketball is different tho you play with your hands and arms since you kid so its obvious it'll be stronger and your accuracy grows same with American football even baseball an average out fielder can throw the ball and it speed could reach close to 90mph. In football your legs do the work not arms or hands.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Another scandinavian plumber to go with Gyokeres and Norbert whatever his name is ffs.

Can't quite recall it myself, but it was definitely one of those garbage Eddie Murphy movies that would've been better served if it went the Direct-To-Video route.

 

[pure profit FC]

Can't quite recall it myself, but it was definitely one of those garbage Eddie Murphy movies that would've been better served if it went the Direct-To-Video route.

This one.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

This one.
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To be fair, I knew it was Norbitt. The joke was that you'd butchered Nørgaard's name on purpose and my reply was supposed to allude to him in a funny way.

Now that I'm having to explain myself, I regret making the reply in the first place

 

[pure profit FC]

To be fair, I knew it was Norbitt. The joke was that you'd butchered Nørgaard's name on purpose and my reply was supposed to allude to him in a funny way.

Now that I'm having to explain myself, I regret making the reply in the first place

My apologies brother.

 

[Penn_]

City signed Semenyo because they knew we'd scam another 20 goals with his long throw.

 

[<<reed>>]

 

[2Smokeyy]

Came across this on X and it’s a good read. Seems like the appointment by Teta was a decent choice tbf:

An Interview With Liverpool's Throw-In Coach

Thomas Gronnemark on why Joe Gomez could be the next Rory Delap, why Barcelona need to practice their throw-ins, and more

open.substack.com

 

[MutableEarth]

Can we get another coach for the attackers so they can shoot better?

 

[A_G]

@Riou

 

[A_G]

 

[balthazar]

I think I better hurry to make a career as specialist Goal Kick Coach

 

[Sapient Hawk]

@Riou

I think the club's in need of a new Head Cook. I could be in charge of the kitchen & then use the off-working hours to make youtube shorts showing what the lads eat throughout the week & calling Tets a certified weirdo c*nt every opportunity I get.