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Arsenal Oath: All must take.

Seriously though, what you're all agreeing to here is a conspiracy to assault or commit actual bodily harm - if Inspector Knacker of the Yard gets hold of this we could get in trouble. Remember what happened on that swedish site for chelsea fans, where they made death threats towards a certain referee?

I prefer to undertake as follows:

"I do solemnly swear that if I ever see Sir Alex Ferguson, I will state my allegiance to Arsenal Football Club, and then be rude and unpleasant towards him to the maximum extent possible under the law."

How's that?
 

jamie_00000

Member
myth_we_love_you said:
LOL sir Alex may be getting on but a ex pro footballer and keeps himself fit, a harden jock and a very good scrapper (by all acconts people that knew him) i think it wont be him waking up looking stupid in the gutter :D

I wish there was only him standing between my and a world title pal... He could be as scottish and fit as he wanted ....
 

cubbz_th14

Well-Known Member
Re: Hell yes

welshgooner said:
I work as a head chef in an Italian restaurant near cardiff it is a small family run place and one saturday i answered the phone and it was a recptionist from the vale of glamorgan hotel asking if she could book a table for 6 for a Mr Alex ferguson (he was in cardiff as his son was in some poxy cup final in the millenium stadium) and was asked not to inform anyone he was eating there as it was a family occasion so I told her we were fully booked even though it was one of our slowest saturdays for ages hope my boss never finds out

Fungie 0 Welshgooner 1

thats quality :) hmmm, maybe you had a part to play with the Sp**s meal at the marriott west india quay too :roll: :D
 

welshgooner

New Member
Re: Hell yes

cubbz_th14 said:
welshgooner said:
I work as a head chef in an Italian restaurant near cardiff it is a small family run place and one saturday i answered the phone and it was a recptionist from the vale of glamorgan hotel asking if she could book a table for 6 for a Mr Alex ferguson (he was in cardiff as his son was in some poxy cup final in the millenium stadium) and was asked not to inform anyone he was eating there as it was a family occasion so I told her we were fully booked even though it was one of our slowest saturdays for ages hope my boss never finds out

Fungie 0 Welshgooner 1

thats quality :) hmmm, maybe you had a part to play with the Sp**s meal at the marriott west india quay too :roll: :D


I prefer not to answer that for fear I might just incriminate myself lol
seriously though that day I felt so good lol
 

Biggus

Established Member
Re: Hell yes

cubbz_th14 said:
welshgooner said:
I work as a head chef in an Italian restaurant near cardiff it is a small family run place and one saturday i answered the phone and it was a recptionist from the vale of glamorgan hotel asking if she could book a table for 6 for a Mr Alex ferguson (he was in cardiff as his son was in some poxy cup final in the millenium stadium) and was asked not to inform anyone he was eating there as it was a family occasion so I told her we were fully booked even though it was one of our slowest saturdays for ages hope my boss never finds out

Fungie 0 Welshgooner 1

thats quality :) hmmm, maybe you had a part to play with the Sp**s meal at the marriott west india quay too :roll: :D

I was just going to suggest that Cubbz....Welshgooner-you should have accepted the booking and told him the meal of the day was Lasagne a la ****, Packed full of scummy goodness.
 

wer

Well-Known Member
YeahBee said:
Aussie said:
Aussie said:
I will fly over from Australia just so beat the s**t out of the the red nosed ******.

My first ever post on Arsenal Mania.

:lol:

How the hell did this thread get back up here! Its three years old - and ReggiePaul LOL

who the hell is reggiepaul you hear about him sometiems he is like a myth.

Hes the guy with multiple accounts to back his own argument. :lol:

And I swear by the Oath.
 

N!

Well-Known Member
I do.

when/if i see him i solemly swear to either:

a) Publicly humiliate him
b) Insert sliva into his wig.
c) Or do some other gross inhumane thing towards him
 

Aussie

Established Member
Last night I found myself in a similar sitation of getting the chance to offer some abuse to someone who ****ed my AFL club over bigtime. Nick Stevens for the Aussies who will now know what im talking about.

Saw him at the Adelaide Casino and gave him some words which were auctually quite clever and got him rather angry. Being on a good level of intoxication probably helped.
 
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