vin de guerre
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go49oner said:I wish I had 30 million quid lying around. I would immediately buy Ashley Cole from Arsenal, thus ending the player’s sad torment. I would set him to work around the house, cleaning out the gerbil’s cage, sweeping up leaves, hoovering and so on. And he would be a wonderful ice-breaker at parties. “What’s that whining thing up on the mantelpiece?” guests would inquire, intrigued. “That’s the former Arsenal and England full-back, Ashley Cole,” I would reply, proudly. “And that’s his missus in the downstairs loo. We use her as a toilet roll-holder.”
as much as i hate the C*nt, but that's a bit to personal. the writer has gone 1 step to far, me thinks.
I personally think Ron hit the nail on the head. I agree with him so much I have put this quote on my desktop as the "wallpaper for the day". Although Ms Tweedy would be the toilet brush in my household!