Cashley Cole Chelski Presentation Speech
Me, Cashley Cole Iam proud to be part of the wankers and chavs of this football scum club, I hope to dive and cheat in every game otherwise "WE CAN BUY"(Chelskis Owner) League Titles, UEFA Cups, FA Cups, with the chavs and glory hunting players on the squad. I hope to learn russian and make a name for myself, also help shevchenko learn some English, which is the main reason why he joined the Cheslcum,
Money has never been a factor in my decision. I decided to leave Arsenal, a club very prestigious, with competitive players, that can overshadow me, if given the chance to play, and make less money and dont ***** and moan all the time. But I must ask from chelski, that I be kept out of the Arsenal matches, for fear of getting my c**t kicked. I Pledge to stay at the club as long as we win or buy titles, otherwise I will Illegally meet with other winning teams and demand a trade and talk bad about the chavs, and what is worst, the team and coach will not be invited to my weddings.
Thank You
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