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Rex Caudillo

Viva la Starmer-ball
World Cup 2026 Predictor Champion 🏆

Country: Wales

Player:Nwaneri
Ok but why have they sold absolutely EVERYONE?

Don’t all the German teams who aren’t Bayern do this?

Swear early 2000s Leverkusen, Werder Bremen, Dortmund and Wolfsburg all did this as well.

Guessing all their guys are on super small wages and were only willing to play for that little for Xabi.
 

Melquiades

Well-Known Member
Many players only came to the club or stayed for longer because of Xabi Alonso.

Rats like Granit jumping ship as soon as he left.

That and the fact that they replaced him with an absolute gimp.

They needed to do a Brighton and bring in another progressive young manager to keep momentum going and instead they signed a toxic has-been who might genuinely be autistic.
 

Heskey

Tired and grumpy

Country: Denmark


So people don't have to open the tweet:
• He did not get along with ANYONE at the club, not even his own staff that he brought to Germany himself.
• He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.
• The players did NOT understand why doing push ups was just as important as ball work.
• The atmosphere within the club was extremely cold.
• The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.
• The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long.
• He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.

😭 😭 😭 😭
 

Riou

The Invincibles, warra team

Country: Northern Ireland
I love when they needlessly capitalize words in tweets like that, makes Ten Hag look even more mental 😅
 

StefanB

Well-Known Member


So people don't have to open the tweet:
• He did not get along with ANYONE at the club, not even his own staff that he brought to Germany himself.
• He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.
• The players did NOT understand why doing push ups was just as important as ball work.
• The atmosphere within the club was extremely cold.
• The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.
• The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long.
• He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.

😭 😭 😭 😭

One has to wonder why he was even appointed in the first place. A lot of these issues were also clear during his time at Ajax and Manchester United. Especially the part of signing players from his "own agency" or his "own players" that he had already worked with, the extremely bad atmosphere, the clueless tactics etc.

Seems like a total d-bag in general aswell
 

Gooner Zig

AM's Resident Accountant

Country: Canada


So people don't have to open the tweet:
• He did not get along with ANYONE at the club, not even his own staff that he brought to Germany himself.
• He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.
• The players did NOT understand why doing push ups was just as important as ball work.
• The atmosphere within the club was extremely cold.
• The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.
• The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long.
• He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.

😭 😭 😭 😭


This can't be real :lol:

"He is now considered the worst coach in their club history" wtaf 😭 Do Leverkeusen not realize how bad this makes them look? They hired the guy :lol:
 

Rex Caudillo

Viva la Starmer-ball
World Cup 2026 Predictor Champion 🏆

Country: Wales

Player:Nwaneri
Saw on Twitter that Ten Hag is represented by SEG.

His son is an employee there and the rumour is that ETH is very keen on signing their players…
 

Heskey

Tired and grumpy

Country: Denmark
This can't be real :lol:

"He is now considered the worst coach in their club history" wtaf 😭 Do Leverkeusen not realize how bad this makes them look? They hired the guy :lol:

It's like people getting into bad relationships and claiming they knew all along the person was bad news.

It's great you're getting out, why the **** did you get in though??

Saw on Twitter that Ten Hag is represented by SEG.

His son is an employee there and the rumour is that ETH is very keen on signing their players…

Man's a legend of the game. Pretending to be a manager so that he and his son can be the Dutch mafia.

Probs isn't even bald either, just farming the aura
 

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