Chelsea FC: Enzo’s A Messca

[Farzad]

I could win the league in France.

Tuchel and Kane thought that about Germany. PSG is interested in hiring you? I say take the job. His easy league title outweighs Mik bottling a two horse race. Easy league titles still count more than no league titles

 

[Hleb's Sirush]

@Farzad Stoned at least let people laugh at the circus that is Chelsea without having to wade through countless posts of yours reminding us you don't rate Arteta bro.

 

[A_G]

This is another Boehly mess

 

[OnlyOne]

 

[UkrArsenal]

If I'm not mistaken, he also missed 20 matches last season for Leipzig.
Already missed 25+ matches this season...

 

[A_G]

Made of glass this guy. Can’t believe they pinned their hopes on him.

 

[OnlyOne]

Made of glass this guy. Can’t believe they pinned their hopes on him.

Yeah he is, these knee injuries cause lots of issues after. Timber probably be the same.

 

[UkrArsenal]

Doubts about the Neto transfer appear.
Nkunku is a great player, just like Neto, but injuries can destroy any player.

 

[RunTheTrap]

Sigh. I'm gonna have to delete all of my anti-Chelsea posts. I've always rated Mudryk. Better than Vini Jr imo.

 

[A_G]

I've always rated Mudryk. Better than Vini Jr imo.

@2Smokeyy

 

[jones]

Made of glass this guy. Can’t believe they pinned their hopes on him.

He didn't really have any issues until last season when he tore part of some knee ligament, played 40+ and 50+ seasons before as a starter.

Shame about the player but great for us really, he'll tear the league apart when fit.

 

[Tomb Bombadil]

I guess Chelsea thought they would be in the CL next season. But without CL, such a big squad and all the 8 1/2 year deals they gonna have big problems.

That would be great to buy some players on the cheap. I think a Rice, Enzo, Ødegaard midfield would look quite decenet. Or maybe loan out Mudryk?

Edit: I just checked they have 31 players + on loan: Ziyech, Fofana, Kepa, Lukaku, Moreira, Maatsen, Broja, Hall, Santos

 

[Farzad]

@Farzad Stoned at least let people laugh at the circus that is Chelsea without having to wade through countless posts of yours reminding us you don't rate Arteta bro.

We should laugh at the bozo who Todd Boehly conned and pawned off a 65 million and 1.2 million a month lemon on us. Imagine the FFP problems they would have without Chelsea’s Mvp Arteta freeing them of Havertz disaster so we have no money to sign anyone in January. Pretty funny when the guy every one takes to cleaners in transfer market cons the sh.t out of our bozo manager.

Ps wish not granted

 

[A_G]

 

[OnlyOne]

This guys so thick.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

May his dreams come true

 

[Beany]

Tuchel and Kane thought that about Germany. PSG is interested in hiring you? I say take the job. His easy league title outweighs Mik bottling a two horse race. Easy league titles still count more than no league titles

PSG have won the title like nine out of eleven years.

Arteta isn’t facing Lille or Monaco.

 

[2Smokeyy]

@2Smokeyy

We’re saving Chelsea again?!

20th May 2024 when the clocks strike midnight, 19 becomes 20 - I’ll be done with this dusted football institution

 

[dino bravo]

Controversial opinion, but I would still take Mudryk. I think there is a player in there with the right coaching and environment. Not for more than about £35m though.

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Mik has no CV till he creates one i refuse to rate him based on expected trophies. Poch isn’t in my top ten or 20 managers, i still rate him higher than Mik.

Ps i gave Mik about 18 months after the FA cup where he started Willian and finished 8th twice and i was on his side. Even i fell for the FA cup and just like Pep nonsense. After Holding bottle job number 1 where he out bottled Sp.rs for CL i jumped ship.

So 18 months free hit and a year of Willian playing wiped out that credit. How many mistakes of epic quality does a 4 year old FA cup wipe away? How long did Arsène get after his last FA cup?

Farzad's malding has produced a new stat, xT