Chelsea FC: Not Too Xabi

[Malky]

He’s a **** and he’s joined the most fitting club for being a ****.
Hopefully he’s a massive failure

 

[grange]

Emi Wet Paper Bag Martinez

 

[Melquiades]

Being the best GK in the world at pens and the 87th best GK in open play works great for Argentina in tournament play but not so much for anyone in league play.

 

[Riou]

My dad's birthday next weekend too, 2-0 win is gonna be even sweeter

 

[Arsenal7104]

Can't believe the hype these cheating f*ckers get.

City get all the flak these days and this lot go under the radar.

Spend basically a billion every 2 years yet being sold as plucky underdog title contenders.

We are going to give them a hammering next week. Can't wait. Expect Palmer to p*ssy out against us as usual.

 

[Jasinho]

Amazing how these guys find loopholes inside of loopholes. Everything in their power to sidestep rules except follow them.

 

[boonthegoon]

Amazing how these guys find loopholes inside of loopholes. Everything in their power to sidestep rules except follow them.

over 20 years I think they are worse than City tbh

 

[dashsnow17]

A decade since their last title, but yeah sure whatever

 

[SuperGoon]

A decade since their last title, but yeah sure whatever

It's just fluff, man. Don't take it seriously.

 

[Jasinho]

1 year

 

[Legend14]

Chelsea lost two key players in key positions in Enzo and Cucurella.

They are also reliant on Reese James in the middle yet he has been out for extended periods of time for hamstring every season.

Chelsea will have exciting matches but in the end fight for 4/5.

 

[viktor]

cook that fraud chelshit & cook that @Riou father

 

[avenellroad]

Could never support such a slimy club. Dunno how their fans do it it tbh. Whatever they do seems so plastic and hollow.

 

[ArsenalInMyHeart]

cook that fraud chelshit & cook that @Riou father

Lavia injured prone...
James just another injured prone
Caicedo .. bruh
Barco... just a young guy
Henderson.... an old man

 

[Topside]

Amazed Chelsea sold Enzo.

Racist player at a racist club.

Stayed another few years would of made a statue of the right wing icon.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Chelsea midfield and defense is not good enough alonso teams will probably just try low block them and they f**ked.

All that money spent and your midfield is Barco Lavia Caicedo and Henderson is poor the defense is awful.

Maybe only upgrade is Martinez yet conceded 3 first game lol.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Chelsea midfield and defense is not good enough alonso teams will probably just try low block them and they f**ked.

All that money spent and your midfield is Barco Lavia Caicedo and Henderson is poor the defense is awful.

Maybe only upgrade is Martinez yet conceded 3 first game lol.

James in the middle too now to protect his hamstring issues. I think he transitions really well with his quality

 

[Entropics]

They sold Enzo for profit right? unbelievable. These guys truly transcended football.

 

[sdotzdot]

Chelsea midfield and defense is not good enough alonso teams will probably just try low block them and they f**ked.

All that money spent and your midfield is Barco Lavia Caicedo and Henderson is poor the defense is awful.

Maybe only upgrade is Martinez yet conceded 3 first game lol.

They aren't going to be in a title race. I don't know what people saw, their midfield and defence was all over the place it is not sustainable over 38 games, regardless of one game a week.