✍️ OFFICIAL David Raya

[drippin]

Arsenal: Ten million pounds for Raya!

Brentford: No.

Arsenal: Ten million and one pounds!

Brentford: No.

Arsenal: Ten million and two!

Brentford: No.

Arsenal: Four pounds now, and 9,999,999 next year!

Brentford: No.

Arsenal: Hey look over there, a distraction! Ten million!

Brentford: No.

Arsenal: Nine million pounds plus a few dozen old Arshavin and Sanogo shirts we have sitting around in the warehouse!

Brentford: No. I want 20 for Raya. Now are you telling me he's not worth 20 million?

Arsenal: No.

Brentford: He's real backup keeper quality, that's none of yer Almunia type--

Arsenal: I'll give you ten, then.

Brentford: No, no. Do it properly.

Arsenal: What?

Brentford: Haggle properly. Raya isn't worth nine million.

Arsenal: You just said he was worth ten! Fine, I'll give you ten!

Brentford: That's more like it!
Ten? Are you trying to insult me? Me? With a poor dying grandmother? Ten?

Arsenal: 11.

Brentford: Now you're getting it. Eleven? Did I hear you right? Eleven?? He cost me twelve — do you want to ruin me?

Arsenal: 17.

Brentford: 17?! No, no, no, you go to 14 now!

Arsenal: Okay, 14.

Brentford: 14? Are you joking?

Arsenal: That's what you told me to say! Just tell me what to bid, please!

Brentford: Offer me 13.

Arsenal: I'll give you 13!

Brentford: He's offering me 13 for Raya! Can you believe it? As if!

Arsenal: 15?

Brentford: 17 million! My last word. I won't take a penny less, or strike me dead.

Arsenal: 16!

Brentford: No, no, that’s much too high! Try four.

Arsenal: Um, how about four?

Brentford: Four million for Raya?? Four!! Look at him, he's worth ten if he's worth a shekel.

Arsenal: You just told me to bid four!

Brentford: Yes, but he’s worth ten.

Arsenal: All right, all right, ten!

Brentford: No, no, no. He's not worth ten. You're supposed to argue, like this: “What? Ten for Raya? You must be mad!”

[Transfer window closes]

 

[TornadoTed]

Gotta watch that again soon, one of the all time classics.

 

[benjamin86]

Can only guess that the Raya news is delayed? Why would we buy 2 backup keepers with niether of them being under 21?

 

[drippin]

Can only guess that the Raya news is delayed? Why would we buy 2 backup keepers with niether of them being under 21?

We have two very promising ~19 year old keepers already, but not good enough in between.

 

[ArsenalInMyHeart]

 

[Iwobeast]

Ornbomb just dropped

 

[Hunta]

 

[Iwobeast]

Arteta has already had enough of Ramsdale? The man is ruthless

 

[Hunta]

Stick that little hat on, Ramsdale SR and pick yourself up!

 

[field442]

@albino come outside.

 

[sub_sub]

Really surprised by this, too good to be a backup. Maybe he will be an inverted Goalkeeping CB.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

ah we wanted David Raya before but the guy is valued 40M we surely can't do this deal without letting Turner go.

Mikel trying to build super team ffs. chill out.

 

[field442]

One thing I like about Arteta is he gives no ****s about players. If you play **** you're out.

 

[TheGreatWright8]

Ramsdale in trouble lol

 

[Heavy Duty Rom]

YEEEEEEEEESSSS!

I thought Ramsdale would be replaced next summer, but maybe the horror show in pre season has forced their hand.

 

[Jasard]

Wow that is a surprise

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

One thing I like about Arteta is he gives no ****s about players. If you play **** you're out.

that why lot of arsenal fans need to get used to it we not in wenger era keeping faith on players. Arteta want to win and he don't care about feelings.

 

[HagnSprayGooners]

One thing I like about Arteta is he gives no ****s about players. If you play **** you're out.

Love his ruthlessness. Something we haven’t seen for a very very long time.

 

[A_G]

Turner out? Someone called this…

 

[UpTheGunnerz]