Declan Rice: Dent it like Declan

[CaseUteinberger]

The long wait is finally over. It's Rice Rice Baby!




Will he be one of @Sapient Hawk 's flavourful and moist home cooked Jasmine rices or a stodgy Lidl boil in the bag plain rice? Will Declan start doing step overs so @Trilly has to rate him?

Time (and agendas) will tell but for now........ Welcome to Arsenal, Declan!

I like this! Nice to see the lads together!

 

[albakos]

Welcome to Arsenal Declan, thrilled to have you here.

(R)ice (r)ice baby !!!!

 

[RunTheTrap]

The long wait is finally over. It's Rice Rice Baby!




Will he be one of @Sapient Hawk 's flavourful and moist home cooked Jasmine rices or a stodgy Lidl boil in the bag plain rice? Will Declan start doing step overs so @Trilly has to rate him?

Time (and agendas) will tell but for now........ Welcome to Arsenal, Declan!

One of the worst announcement videos of all time. British transfer record, a statement signing beating the likes of Bayern and City to his signature, and you give him that?! Not even a cheeky rice pun. I've seen better hype videos from 15-year-olds with too much time on their hands. Twitter user “SaucySaka” could make a better video in his sleep.

 

[db10_therza]

He was a paddy.

I mean if I have to spell the puns out it kinda takes the fun away…

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Why a white brudda get reggae music to his announcement?
A p p r o p r I a t I on

 

[A_G]

@<<reed>>

 

[Hunta]

I can’t see **** because of that scumbag Musk.

Crying into my wrap as I type.

 

[2Smokeyy]

Gun lean to all the haters.

 

[Camron]

Congrats on getting your new best player and future captain.

If you love football you love Declan Rice

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Why is everyone obsessed with players need to have blockbustah value in announcement? That was great, we got to see cockers with his new teammmats

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

he look absolutely amazing with our home shirt. suit him.

 

[Jasard]

The long wait is finally over. It's Rice Rice Baby!




Will he be one of @Sapient Hawk 's flavourful and moist home cooked Jasmine rices or a stodgy Lidl boil in the bag plain rice? Will Declan start doing step overs so @Trilly has to rate him?

Time (and agendas) will tell but for now........ Welcome to Arsenal, Declan!

Cedric the only one who has to sit on the floor

 

[Sanchez11]

Welcome Deccy, Rice Rice baby!!!

 

[Vibra]

****, didn't quite make it to the front page. Declan Rice

 

[RunTheTrap]

One of the worst announcement videos of all time. British transfer record, a statement signing beating the likes of Bayern and City to his signature, and you give him that?! Not even a cheeky rice pun. I've seen better hype videos from 15-year-olds with too much time on their hands. Twitter user “SaucySaka” could make a better video in his sleep.

Alright, they redeemed themselves.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Why a white brudda get reggae music to his announcement?
A p p r o p r I a t I on

It's afrobeats is in not? (not that I'm well educated on the matter)

 

[db10_therza]

Alright, they redeemed themselves.

Yes, much better, although the drips of fake sweat running down his face were a bit gratuitous.

 

[Hunta]

Felt like I was watching Kim Jong Barry or whatever his name is with the clapping every time Arteta spoke.

 

[Camron]

@<<reed>>

 

[Dokaka]

Best CM signing in a decade.

Make it two, Cesc joined in 2003.