Declan Rice: Dent it like Declan

[Batman]

You are the worst thing to hit the internet since Elon bought Twitter.

Here is your damn video:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1865965524611375190

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1866160589120082382

That made me angrier than anything Nketiah or Zinchenko have ever done. Totally inexplicable. At the very worst, if you think you're offside or whatever, you smash the ball into the net and let them make a call. He just gave up clean through on goal.

 

[A_G]

I need to see the clip before I give him any credit.

Poor Gabriel Jesus is finished though he got knees like he’s been in WWE for 20 years.

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[BigPoppaPump]

You are the worst thing to hit the internet since Elon bought Twitter.

Here is your damn video:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1865965524611375190

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1866160589120082382

Swear to God he didn’t kick the ball right into the goalies hands?

 

[Riou]

Just play him at CB, he might actually be good for once this season.

 

[db10_therza]

Swear to God he didn’t kick the ball right into the goalies hands?

Jesus could 100% have got there before the keeper. It even bounced ffs. Only explanation is he was scared of contact with the keeper but that’s somehow even worse.

 

[db10_therza]

Just play him at CB, he might actually be good for once this season.

I’ve decided I’m going to red card every post you make in this thread from now on.

 

[Riou]

I’ve decided I’m going to red card every post you make in this thread from now on.

 

[Jasard]

Jesus could 100% have got there before the keeper. It even bounced ffs. Only explanation is he was scared of contact with the keeper but that’s somehow even worse.

Weird, I've been listening to podcasts and they've all been saying he got done by the wind and the ball just dropped dead at one point. I've been gaslit, that's not what happens in the video at all.

 

[db10_therza]

Weird, I've been listening to podcasts and they've all been saying he got done by the wind and the ball just dropped dead at one point. I've been gaslit, that's not what happens in the video at all.

The ball dropped dead coz rice floated it with backspin. Dunno what podcasts you been listening to but you need to switch it up.

 

[Jasard]

The ball dropped dead coz rice floated it with backspin. Dunno what podcasts you been listening to but you need to switch it up.

Bit bored of discussing Jesus anyway never seen someone so devoid of confidence. Man knows he's crap now.

 

[Riou]

Red card this post, if you think @Riou is a massive tw8t

 

[Riou]

I’ve decided I’m going to red card every post you make in this thread from now on.

Bottled red carding this though...

Red card this post, if you think @Riou is a massive tw8t

 

[db10_therza]

Bottled red carding this though...

I was at my son’s Christmas carol service. All done now thanks for playing

 

[Riou]

Damnit forgot you are a mod, well played you handsome devil

 

[db10_therza]

Damnit forgot you where a mod, well played you handsome devil

I was wondering what was going through your head when you did that…

Gave you a pity laugh there btw. I’m not a monster…

 

[Riou]

I tell ya if I ever get made a mod...

Everyone who ever said Rice was better than Gilberto, those posts would be getting "Uno reversed carded" faster than peak Thierry Henry!

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

I tell ya if I ever get made a mod...

Will never happen. @A_G hates you more than me.

I've actively antagonised him for years, you've just been yourself. It's actually kind of impressive!

 

[MutableEarth]

Rice at #6 >>>>>

 

[Riou]

His poor comer right after Monaco tried the three upfront to counter our set play, feel Declan has single handedly ruined our set piece aura to be brutally honest.

 

[db10_therza]

Rice at #6 >>>>>

Funny how quiet this thread is all of a sudden...