Edu’s Transfer Targets: Summer 2024 - Return of Inak

[A_G]

Harry Kane looked a donkey at Norwich and Millwall.

Kane was already a PL golden boot winner when he was Solanke’s age.

 

[Halcyon Daze]

Seeing a lot of hate for a prem proven striker about to enter his prime. People either hating on Solanke purely because he’s a @Rex Stone candidate and he’s rent free in AM heads OR it’s because he played for Bournemouth.

I reckon if the same player played for some ligue Une team and was an @A_G fave then people would be all over it.

Makes me sad.

YouTube that hatty against Forest away last season as a refresher. He has elite qualities imo.

 

[Rex Caudillo]

YouTube that hatty against Forest away last season as a refresher. He has elite qualities imo.

Like he’s not some meme player ffs. The guy bags solidly with really good goals.

Imagine hating on Toney because he flunked out of Newcastle. That’s what @A_G is on.

 

[2Smokeyy]

I’m hearing names like Openda you know.

Gives me Lacazette vibes with pace but not as good finishing.

“Lacazette vibes with pace” isn’t that the main quality that many of us used to criticise Laca for not having?

His finishing is sketchy but you can’t look past those numbers in three different leagues. Men lie, women lie but numbers don’t.

 

[Rex Caudillo]

“Lacazette vibes with pace” isn’t that the main quality that many of us used to criticise Laca for not having?

His finishing is sketchy but you can’t look past those numbers in three different leagues. Men lie, women lie but numbers don’t.

I don’t think that’s an accurate comp for Openda.

Laca had that manlet Joe Rogan strength but Openda seemed very frail at the Euros.

 

[A_G]

Like he’s not some meme player ffs. The guy bags solidly with really good goals.

Imagine hating on Toney because he flunked out of Newcastle. That’s what @A_G is on.

Toney has scored consistently well ever since he left them. Solanke done NOTHING outside this past season.

 

[db10_therza]

Toney has scored consistently well ever since he left them. Solanke done NOTHING outside this past season.

So your whole argument is that the older more experienced player has got more tucked under his belt?

@Rex Stone cant fault that logic tbf best walk away lad

 

[Rex Caudillo]

So your whole argument is that the older more experienced player has got more tucked under his belt?

@Rex Stone cant fault that logic tbf best walk away lad

Guy’s lurching about worse than that Italian woman in the boxing earlier.

Sad to see.

 

[2Smokeyy]

I don’t think that’s an accurate comp for Openda.

Laca had that manlet Joe Rogan strength but Openda seemed very frail at the Euros.

So in other words, Openda needs to get a BBL?

 

[A_G]

So your whole argument is that the older more experienced player has got more tucked under his belt?

@Rex Stone cant fault that logic tbf best walk away lad

“Older more experienced player” Toney is one year older, you’re acting like there’s a massive gap.

 

[Sulosky]

“Older more experienced player” Toney is one year older, you’re acting like there’s a massive gap.

I always thought Toney is older than that.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

“Older more experienced player” Toney is one year older, you’re acting like there’s a massive gap.

Community note:

False

Toney is 1 year 5 months and 28 days older than Solanke. A_G is spreading misinformation in this post, gaslighting A-M to believing there's less of an age gap between the two players than there actually is.

 

[benjamin86]

Guy’s lurching about worse than that Italian woman in the boxing earlier.

Sad to see.

She's been "lurching" around for awhile...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1819019169053982875

 

[A_G]

Community note:

False

Toney is 1 year 5 months and 28 days older than Solanke. A_G is spreading misinformation in this post, gaslighting A-M to believing there's less of an age gap between the two players than there actually is.

TFW when you’re spreading misinformation

 

[Tir Na Nog]

TFW when you’re spreading misinformation

Imagine all the flip flopping I could get away with if Elon bought Arsenal-Mania.

 

[Red London]

Osimhen and Neto, hijack Fofana and get Sancho for dirt cheap.

I think we do that, we're ready.

Wut. 3 attackers?

 

[Red London]

We basically have a month to get at least one forward in, still no links. I wonder what the club is cooking.

I have a suspicion the club is waiting to get Isak in 25, they're not going to get a stop gap signing like Gyokeres.

If we somehow get an Isak level player, we’re winning the ****ing league baby.

 

[Rex Caudillo]

Community note:

False

Toney is 1 year 5 months and 28 days older than Solanke. A_G is spreading misinformation in this post, gaslighting A-M to believing there's less of an age gap between the two players than there actually is.

Sad to see him going out like this. Lies and deceit trying to put down a top baller…

 

[db10_therza]

People moaning about Eddie and Reiss outs taking time but at least there’s interest there.

Albino Junior though…

I actually forgot all about him till I saw @A_G ’s transfer update

 

[Mohamed7]

Already in August and we aren’t linked to a top quality attacker. Really hopeless. We need 90 goals in the league. I don’t know where it will come from. We can’t have another season relying on set-pieces.