Lidl_Reed
Wants a new name
Second hottest talent on the team after Bellerin. Needs to learn from Bellerin's fashion sense to usurp him.
Second hottest talent on the team after Bellerin. Needs to learn from Bellerin's fashion sense to usurp him.
Yep, he needs to study Bellerin and then dress nothing like him!
Look how Hector's clothing has the birds lining up:
https://the18.com/soccer-entertainment/hector-bellerin-fashion-photos-styleI think you'll find it has nothing to do with fashion and everything to do with fame and money. He could wear nothing but a tartan sock on his d1ck and the girls would still be attracted to him. Empty his bank account and they'd be be off!
But he's hoooot
Also how does one lady convert to "all the birds"I think you'll find it has nothing to do with fashion and everything to do with fame and money. He could wear nothing but a tartan sock on his d1ck and the girls would still be attracted to him. Empty his bank account and they'd be be off!
Bellerin has all the ladies and all the birds in his pocket.Also how does one lady convert to "all the birds"
The only thing in Hector's pocket is some fair trade quinoa and ethically sourced celery.Bellerin has all the ladies and all the birds in his pocket.
So that's what the ladies eat after Hector's done with themThe only thing in Hector's pocket is some fair trade quinoa and ethically sourced celery.
So that's what the ladies eat after Hector's done with them
I'm reliably informed by a mate of mine who's a vegan bodybuilder that eating lots of celery helps your erections and gives you bigger loadsHonestly more concerned with what Bellerin does with the "ethically sourced celery"...
I'm reliably informed by a mate of mine who's a vegan bodybuilder that eating lots of celery helps your erections and gives you bigger loads
I'm reliably informed by a mate of mine who's a vegan bodybuilder that eating lots of celery helps your erections and gives you bigger loads
Can confirm this worked for BellerinI'm reliably informed by a mate of mine who's a vegan bodybuilder that eating lots of celery helps your erections and gives you bigger loads