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Football Magician

Taozhe

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In the last episode of "The Football Magician" we talk about Arsène Wenger, the genius who transforms the life of footballers. Wenger is always regarded as a magician for making mediocre players into world class players. Vieira, Overmars, Anelka, Henry, Pires, Toure... more to come

However we all sometimes do not give Ferguson enough credit. He is a superb magician too. This week, "The Football Magician" looks at some of the magical transformations by Sir Alex Ferguson.

Fabien Barthez:
Well, before he joined ManUre, he was easily the best keeper in the world, brimming with confidence, inspiring fear to strike forces all over the world.

Look at him now in manure since, from hero to clown, from world class first team to a backup keeper. He was never the same super Barthez again. Wonderous transformation.

Diego Forlan:
He was one of the promising players from Uruguay who had a promising future for him. Since joining Manure, he seldom scores and he has been going downhill since. Bad passes, promising runs to nowhere and super misses from close ranges. He has however learned the art of diving and is slowly having a belief that he would be footballer of the year if he joins the women's football league.

Veron:
One of the most influential creative midfielders from Argentina and Seria A. BOught for a huge transfer fee and comes with a big proven talent and skills. Unfortunately, since his days at Manure, he has been turned into a player who was not even worth the shadow of his past. It takes a superb skill to do what Fergie can do.

Ronaldo:
A very promising talent from Portugal who has been ruined by influences from Fergie's dramaking Ruud. He is now hated by many in the Premiership as the EPL's Silken Tofu. so soft, it breaks even if you try to hold it.

Ruud:
The dutch master brimming with talent. Since coming to Manure, his diving skills had improved dramatically and is the master of penalties itself. But this season, he turned into a cowardly dutch cowdung who throws himself trying to get opposition sent off and proclaiming his innocence with his innocent face. And he is starting to lose his perfect penalty touch. Fergie has done magnificently to transform this lad from a footballer to an Actor, unfortunately, ferguson also destroyed ruud's hairstyle, which makes him too 'good-looking' for dramas.

Ferguson is a magician and has dramatically transformed the lives of many splendid footballers into ****e. Sp**s are also a team of unknown magical force that turns good player into ****. The likes of Rebrov and Sheringham are victims of this case. Sheringham since leaving Sp**s, had been sensational.

However, there are players who knows the magic powers of Ferguson and leaves before it affects them. Here are two examples.

Japp Stam:
Deciding to leave Fergie's tyranny was the best choice he made in his life. He continue to be one of the best defenders and is still playing well

David Beckham:
His footballing career has been going downhill until he realise the magical voodoo Fergie tyranny can do to him. He has since left for Real Madrid and bringing along millions of fans and potential cash earnings with him. Beckahm has since became a better footballer and settling well in spain .. for now. He probably did not regret Fergie letting him go to Real, which is one of the stupidest move to make financially, it's like selling your cow for a male turkey(ronald0) and now where's the income from the milk? A turkey can't lay eggs can it? Will Ronaldo Shirts sell more than beckham shirts? At the rate Ronaldo is diving, he would gain many Diving fans from the coast.

Its times up, thank you for joining us in "THE Football magician" Next episode, we will look at Sp**s supreme magic in transforming footballers. Stay tuned!!
 

slapz

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Good but Jaap stam was sold on cos of the book.. he didnt leave, he was forced out
 

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