Gabriel Jesus: He Has Risen

[Nacho]

fs he's finished on AM

😓

 

[yorch44]

I don't know how similar the injuries were so it's a very inexact comparison(not to mention the disparity in ages affecting potential recovery time) but Zlatan posted himself back on grass something like a month to 6 weeks ago and he just returned to full training in the last couple of days so I would be surprised to see Jesus in any meaningful game before mid to late March.

It's documented that Zlatan is a the closer to a wolverine mutant with super regen powers. Scientist did make a research about his awesome rehab and they concluded he is not normal at all and started to study his genes to find new genetics advance. So you can't compare his times with anyone in the world.

 

[Batman]

It's documented that Zlatan is a the closer to a wolverine mutant with super regen powers. Scientist did make a research about his awesome rehab and they concluded he is not normal at all and started to study his genes to find new genetics advance. So you can't compare his times with anyone in the world.

I would never have believe you spend your time on A-M, Zlatan. I'm a big fan.

 

[yorch44]

I would never have believe you spend your time on A-M, Zlatan. I'm a big fan.

X-Men were based on Zlatan but Marvel nerf them because Zlatan is too powerful.

 

[Maybe]

I don't know how similar the injuries were so it's a very inexact comparison(not to mention the disparity in ages affecting potential recovery time) but Zlatan posted himself back on grass something like a month to 6 weeks ago and he just returned to full training in the last couple of days so I would be surprised to see Jesus in any meaningful game before mid to late March.

Last reports were that he is coming back in late March, not sure why AM members get wet seeing his updates and expecting him to be here in 2 weeks

 

[jones]

fs he's finished on AM

That's Jorginho Trossard and Jesus now, all Arteta signings too. Since he took over Holding also went from bald no nonsense defender to non-playing Hair & Shoulders advertisement staff.

Might win the league but at what cost?

 

[Gn1212]

Last reports were that he is coming back in late March, not sure why AM members get wet seeing his updates and expecting him to be here in 2 weeks

The club never provided a timeframe on it. Only thing we have so far is Jesus telling Khabib at the Man Utd game that he'll be back in 4-5 weeks.

 

[Gn1212]

I don't know how similar the injuries were so it's a very inexact comparison(not to mention the disparity in ages affecting potential recovery time) but Zlatan posted himself back on grass something like a month to 6 weeks ago and he just returned to full training in the last couple of days so I would be surprised to see Jesus in any meaningful game before mid to late March.

Zlatan is 50 years old and has had multiple knee issues over the years so I wouldn't use that as reference. 😅

 

[2Smokeyy]

That's Jorginho Trossard and Jesus now, all Arteta signings too. Since he took over Holding also went from bald no nonsense defender to non-playing Hair & Shoulders advertisement staff.

Might win the league but at what cost?

The Saliba video surfaced online too during his reign with his teammates tugging his junk 😭

Said it right at the start of the season that we need Xhaka with the armband on lifting the PL trophy come the end of the season. The real captain of this squad.

My captain.

 

[Riou]

Least he finally had a shave...



...was looking like an extra from The Last Of Us with that scruffy beard.

 

[Batman]

Zlatan is 50 years old and has had multiple knee issues over the years so I wouldn't use that as reference. 😅

So you couldn't read the first sentence where I said it was an inexact comparison? 😬

 

[REWB]

Least he finally had a shave...



...was looking like an extra from The Last Of Us with that scruffy beard.

I heard that he had left his GF or something? is this the new one or same one?

 

[TheGreatWright8]

I heard that he had left his GF or something? is this the new one or same one?

Wondering the same thing lol

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Mikel confirm G.Jesus is getting closer to full fitness. but not ready for playing games yet.

 

[Riou]

I heard that he had left his GF or something? is this the new one or same one?

Wondering the same thing lol

Comments are saying that's this old girlfriend, so I guess they are back together.

This is the main thing though...



"He likes them thick" ...MY striker!!!

 

[SuperGoon]

Can't come back soon enough.

 

[Maybe]

AM experts lecturing me that Eddie can do everything Jesus does

 

[SuperGoon]

AM experts lecturing me that Eddie can do everything Jesus does

To be fair, Eddie is a good back up, but he's not a leading man. He's a classic poacher, we shouldn't expect him to be able to build up play.

 

[Maybe]

To be fair, Eddie is a good back up, but he's not a leading man. He's a classic poacher, we shouldn't expect him to be able to build up play.

Nothing against Eddie here, I've said the moment we lost Jesus our title chase was over, but experts here were sure Eddie = Jesus.

Can't blame anyone, was unlucky to lose our key player and Eddie did his best which isn't enough

 

[Riou]

Feel our title challenge rests on him coming back sooner rather than later.

Our attack is too young without him, they are feeling the pressure which you would expect (Trossard needs to start too now, for that reason)