Gabriel Jesus: Sweet Baby Jesus

[OnlyOne]

Gabriel Jesus - August 2022 - December 2022.

Gone but never forgotten, thank you for your service and may you rest in peace.

 

[HighburyHigh]

The guy is simply not a goal scorer. Also he doesn’t seem to know the offside law..

 

[Ash10]

I have said it a million times that this cvnt should be binned asap & I'll keep on saying it

 

[MutableEarth]

When he isn't dribbling someone he is useless. If he has to run into space he looks absolutely dusted. He has skills on the ball but that's not enough. Esp since said skills do not include finishing.

Also at the start of last season he looked strong at holding up the ball and out muscled defenders a lot, like he'd shrug them off and turn them. He never does that anymore.

I think if he was a good finisher you'd accept it but he isn't.

 

[North5]

Status downgraded to OFFICIALLY DUSTED

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Think we need to upgrade on his place in the team with someone who can bring in pace.

 

[A_G]

It’s time to learn Italian buddy

 

[Sammy1887]

Jesus- Playing with excruciating pain.

For my eyes..Yes!

 

[GDeep™]

He’s atrocious. Physically he’s done at the top level.

 

[RunTheTrap]

It is only right that Jesus goes to Rome (Roma) in the summer. All that Joga Bonito to bottle simple chances in a title race. £60 million bid and I'm biting their hand off.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

One game he good the other game he look back to his awful self when things not coming to him he'll be frustrating as hell.
Him and Zinchenko I feel took us to thier max time to upgrade and both be squad players or sold if good offers came

 

[dka1]

I was rooting for the brother but today....today wasn't great icl

I still believe he can do something for us this season....I think...I hope....

 

[Sniper Mik]

He's got no striker's instincts either so he can't even be a box player.

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

How does he always see the line but stray offside?

 

[Lady_Gooner]

He could be big for us on Wednesday but in the league I’ve given up.. I know he'll never be a goal scorer but 4 league goals is pathetic

 

[Buhry]

It is only right that Jesus goes to Rome (Roma) in the summer. All that Joga Bonito to bottle simple chances in a title race. £60 million bid and I'm biting their hand off.

You are on crack if you think an italian club is bidding anything close to that for Jesus

 

[Malky]

Pack your bags, close the door behind you.
Also take your mate Zinchenko with you.

 

[RunTheTrap]

Jesus has equally fascinated and disappointed me this season. He is the embodiment of every Brazilian striker throughout the decades - good and bad. When it comes to the Champions League he is R9 or Pato. When it's in the national team he is Jo who used to play for City back in the day. But when it's the Premier League, Jesus is like a finished version of Firminio.

 

[GUNNERS4L1FE]

**** knows why he played today, he couldnt run.

Unless he had the ball he was abysmal

 

[Oxeki]

Maybe Pep give him and Zinchenko to us to keep the league interesting and sabotage us in equal measure.