RunTheTrap
Says Aesthetics Merchants, but really means Trilly
I was going to say PSG first, but those idiots have already pissed away a fortune on misfiring strikers, so I doubt they'd do it again.
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Batman
Hard on crime, soft on Stan
Country: USA
Player:Nwaneri
He's actually at something like half a dozen missed chances from point blank range in the run in between this season and last. Pep must be laughing uncontrollably thinking that we actually paid near 100m for 2 sleeper agents to hand him 2 titles.
GUNNERS4L1FE
Established Member
He was clearly injured today. Ridiclous he started, let alone played an hour
RunTheTrap
Says Aesthetics Merchants, but really means Trilly
Damning indictment on Jesus. If you extrapolate those games to a full 38-game season, we are chasing 5th/6th with Jesus up front. He has turned into Lacazette. At least the Frenchman reached 14 league goals for his best season. Be honest, will Jesus reach that goal tally for the duration of his contract?
Batman
Hard on crime, soft on Stan
Country: USA
Player:Nwaneri
Disgusting statistic. Arteta has done some good work but if his loyalty to the City rejects is more important than winning things, they can all f*ck off to Saudi and win nothing there.
Heavy Duty Rom
Outdated Tweets Merchant
The header, at least go across goal
Paperino
It’s Timo Time
Country: Sweden
Barely noticed this fraud. Hope we can swap him for Chris Wood in the summer.
Mrs Bergkamp
Double Dusted
He can do a job our eude bur he's long been done as a CF.
Dennis_Bergkamp_10
Established Member
Country: Netherlands
Player:Ødegaard
He was never prolific, but at least quick, agile and hard working. Now injuries are ruining his only good attributes.
He might be done at top level. Especially if he needs another surgery in the summer.
He might be done at top level. Especially if he needs another surgery in the summer.
Ash10
Chairman of the Bum Brigade
Country: Bangladesh
That stat is what I have been saying for so long. Everytime he comes back & gets pushed back into the team it ends up killing the offence. People just don't want to admit it. The guy has four league goals for a team challenging for the title. He is a bum, he has always been a bum.
TonyBouldy
Member
Country: England
Very poor performance today. Should have buried two chances which has and could cost us the league. All that ink in his legs are slowing him down . Less ink more impact . Another piece of deadwood that needs to be sold .
Menard
Active Member
Country: USA
I really love him as a player, and he was a massive boost for us last season, but ultimately he was signed on to be the starting 9 for a team trying to get back into the CL. Our project has exploded much faster than anyone anticipated and over 1 summer we went from 5th to being one of the top 2/3 teams in the league for the last 2 years. We're now aiming for the same things City are (League and CL) so unsurprisingly we're coming to the same conclusion City did...he's simply not good enough to be the guaranteed starting forward for a club that level. His application, ability, and versatility are fantastic, and he's more than capable of being a contributor in a title winning team, but he's pretty clearly not that guy who puts you over the edge. I'd like to keep him as I think he's still got lots of quality and lots of useful traits, but he might have to accept the same situation he was in at City next year if he wants to stay.
Sapient Hawk
Hates sharing cyberspace with Tets' bootlickers
Country: Saudi Arabia
Year? He should be shipped to any interested buyer come June!!
It's actually sad. He looked so dynamic. Almost like Alexis with more efficient dribbling and worse finishing.
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And that's what it is really, I hate when people ignore injury problems and say "he was never good enough".
Amazing all round player when fully fit, but doesn't look like we'll see that again so forum experts will get their glory saying he was never good enough
sdotzdot
Established Member
You wanna bring these quotes up again?
I can quote this mass quote 9/10 times he starts, you can do it the one time he plays well.
Will say it again loud and clear - hate this guy pls sell.
Gooner Zig
AM's Resident Accountant
Country: Canada
Watching the first half back, he was actually quite good in the first 45 mins (set up Trossard chance) but these two incidents really sum up his weaknesses at CF
Not instinctive enough
Like what is he thinking here? He should be attacking that 6 yard space like a XL Bully - it's a tap in.
Poor decision making at crucial moments
This cross from Saka is perfect, instead of going across goal where Havertz is waiting for the tap in, he's gone for goal and complete ballsed it up.
Not instinctive enough
Like what is he thinking here? He should be attacking that 6 yard space like a XL Bully - it's a tap in.
Poor decision making at crucial moments
Ooh...Jesus hits side-netting after peeling away
Ooh...Jesus hits side-netting after peeling away
arsenalist.com
This cross from Saka is perfect, instead of going across goal where Havertz is waiting for the tap in, he's gone for goal and complete ballsed it up.
TheEliteMaster100_
Turns up only when we lose
Ash10
Chairman of the Bum Brigade
Country: Bangladesh
It’s honestly a disgrace that he is playing for a top team & starting whenever fit
Sniper Mik
Not a Closet Sp**s Fan
He was saying in the Bayern pre-match press conference that he has good stats in the league as well and not just the CL. I laughed.
