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James Bond

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KrissKringle said:
Fans: We need a new striker!

Arteta: We have a striker at home.

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Knows what he’s doing having the 9 on his shirt unobstructed. :lol:

Immense when he first showed up, but sadly at this point any minutes he plays for AFC going forward are a bonus. Must be so frustrating for you body to keep giving out on you.

Never mind the physical work like above, but I can’t imagine how difficult it must be to get over the mental hurdle of the repeated injuries and trust you can play with freedom again when you have a playstyle like his aswell.

The 9 shirt is just cursed at AFC.
 
Mrs Bergkamp

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I hope he gets fit and can contribute something next season, after which his time with us should end. He's a bonus but not a real option at this stage. It's a shame as he seems like a nice guy.
 
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albakos said:
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@A_G @jones :eyess:
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outlawz

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Tir Na Nog said:
We never realised how good we had it. Frances all time greatest forward, world cup winner and CL winner who brought the glory Days back to AC Milan.
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I used to dislike Adebayor, because unlike Henry, Adebayor couldn't consistently (before someone shows me his goal in the NLD) turn with the ball with a marker up his arse. I used to dislike van Persie, because unlike Henry and Adebayor, he had no ****ing pace. I used to hate Giroud because unlike the previous three, he was a full tier below them. Then I realised, **** me, what I would do for a peak Adebayor right now.

The grass isn't always greener and be grateful.
 
DJ_Markstar

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outlawz said:
I used to dislike Adebayor, because unlike Henry, Adebayor couldn't consistently (before someone shows me his goal in the NLD) turn with the ball with a marker up his arse. I used to dislike van Persie, because unlike Henry and Adebayor, he had no ****ing pace. I used to hate Giroud because unlike the previous three, he was a full tier below them. Then I realised, **** me, what I would do for a peak Adebayor right now.

The grass isn't always greener and be grateful.
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Peak Adebayor or RvP in this side and we'd be arguably the best team in world football.
 
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outlawz

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GDeep™ said:
You left out Kai? He’s the worst of all.
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Havertz is better than Jesus. I prefer the latter stylistically and on peak form, but my man went months on end without scoring and is a crock to boot. Only Stevie Wonder would think Kai's worse than Jesus.
 
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omurphysjaw

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DJ_Markstar said:
Peak Adebayor or RvP in this side and we'd be arguably the best team in world football.
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Would RvP be fit to play in this team? Probably miss half the season. So it will be Ade alone. At least he was a CF.

As for Jesus I wonder what these injuries will do to his game, will we see those crazy legs stepovers again?
 
DJ_Markstar

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omurphysjaw said:
Would RvP be fit to play in this team? Probably miss half the season. So it will be Ade alone. At least he was a CF.

As for Jesus I wonder what these injuries will do to his game, will we see those crazy legs stepovers again?
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Sure but assume peak RvP was fit the whole of last season, he does a lot of the stuff Kai does and also you can add elite playmaking and finishing. Only thing Kai has over peak RvP is pace/physicality really.
 
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omurphysjaw

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OK a fit RvP is one of the best strikers in the league, he had nearly everything, just didn't see enough of him. But wait is Kai faster than RvP o_O?
 
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