Gabriel Jesus: The Resurrection (Pt. 3)

grange

Edu Defence League 🫡

Country: USA

Player:Calafiori
I'm curious if he ever appears for us again other than a run out to show he exists for whatever Brazilian team wants him.
 

Papa Wonga

Only happy when Mik reigns
Will have a world class performance on his comeback Gig at home to Palace in the Carabao, get called up for Brazil and never be seen again.

4 years later we find he is indeed still on the records at the club earning £230k p/w
 

#254

Well-Known Member
People here usually say long lay offs make our players world beaters here; I wonder what the consensus is with the sweet baby!
 

Dennis_Bergkamp_10

Established Member

Country: Netherlands

Player:Madueke
Hope he comes back to full fitness. He was a wonderful player when he first joined us, technically he might be the best in our team.

It's a shame that his job is to score goals and he has a hard time doing that.
 

Jason Jace

Active Member
I am nostalgia merchant.

It would be poetic to see Gabriel Jesus lift a major title with us after him being brought to do just that.

Not the route we all would’ve wanted but with the same end goal we all dream of.

Injuries have prevented us from a wonderful player.
Did you post this on X ? Cause I could have sworn I saw it this evening. Word by word
 

viktor

Tweet Bot, runs on cheese 🧀 fuel

Country: France
Looks like full training. Good for him. You can see how much it means to him. Honestly, given his role in turning this team into a respectable outfit instead of a joke, it would be great if he can make some appearances and receive a PL winners medal.

if we get easy opponent in first match at fa cup then i think jesus should play
 

Ash10

Chairman of the Bum Brigade

Country: Bangladesh
It's a travesty that he gets to keep on stealing a living here & might get EP/CL/Both medal for doing fvck all whilst much more deserving & billion times better players won nothing with us
 

High Elbow

Active Member

Country: Australia
It's a travesty that he gets to keep on stealing a living here & might get EP/CL/Both medal for doing fvck all whilst much more deserving & billion times better players won nothing with us

Harsh. A player who always gives his all. Did his knee sprinting back and landing awkwardly trying to stop man utd from scoring from a counter in typical GJ fashion. No one in the team runs or presses like him dont care what anyone says. If there's one arteta signing that instantly raised our level in attack and got us competing again its him in those first 6 months. Really made us believe. Would be great to see him get a PL medal with us.
 

HattoriHanzo

Established Member

Country: Croatia
It's a travesty that he gets to keep on stealing a living here & might get EP/CL/Both medal for doing fvck all whilst much more deserving & billion times better players won nothing with us
Is it his fault that he tore his ACL?
And that he had bad knee injuries before?
Didn't he help us to become title contenders before his injury in Qatar WC?
 

RunTheTrap

Says Aesthetics Merchants, but really means Trilly
Ninjas believe in Gabriel Jesus, but not the Jesus who died for your sins. It's 2025 people. Smh, it's all mad in the dunya.
 

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Team P W D L Goals GD Pts
1
Arsenal
Arsenal
D W W L D D
26 17 6 3 50:18 +32 57
2
Manchester City
Manchester City
W W D W L D
26 16 5 5 54:24 +30 53
3
Aston Villa
Aston Villa
W D L W L D
26 15 5 6 37:27 +10 50
4
Manchester United
Manchester United
D W W W W D
26 12 9 5 47:37 +10 45
5
Chelsea
Chelsea
D W W W W L
26 12 8 6 47:30 +17 44
6
Liverpool
Liverpool
W L W L D D
26 12 6 8 41:35 +6 42
7
Brentford
Brentford
D W W L L W
26 12 4 10 40:35 +5 40
8
Everton
Everton
L W D D W D
26 10 7 9 29:30 -1 37
9
Bournemouth
Bournemouth
W D W W D W
26 9 10 7 43:45 -2 37
10
Newcastle
Newcastle
W L L L D W
26 10 6 10 37:37 0 36
11
Sunderland
Sunderland
L L W L W L
26 9 9 8 27:30 -3 36
12
Fulham
Fulham
L L L W L W
26 10 4 12 35:40 -5 34
13
Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace
L W D L L D
26 8 8 10 28:32 -4 32
14
Brighton
Brighton
L L D L D D
26 7 10 9 34:34 0 31
15
Leeds
Leeds
D W L D W L
26 7 9 10 36:45 -9 30
16
Tottenham
Tottenham
L L D D L L
26 7 8 11 36:37 -1 29
17
Nottingham Forest
Nottingham Forest
D L D W D W
26 7 6 13 25:38 -13 27
18
West Ham
West Ham
D W L W W L
26 6 6 14 32:49 -17 24
19
Burnley
Burnley
W L L D D D
26 4 6 16 28:51 -23 18
20
Wolves
Wolves
D L L L D D
26 1 6 19 16:48 -32 9
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