Diesel
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Camera guy called in sick. Displaying symptoms. Backup camera person still not reinstated since covid layoffs
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✍️ OFFICIAL Gabriel Jesus
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Probably filming a short in length yet long in cringe vid of the announcement.
D303
New Member
Looking a bit stiff legged. Hopefully not one of his precious injuries causing trouble 
Player:Martinelli
Mods must be having a field day coming up with threads title puns.
Country: Wales
KrissKringle
Reinventing VAR 😡
Since he has a crybaby face, it would be wasted opportunity if his thread name isn't Jesus wept.
Country: Kosova
Player:Saka
Stuart's camera floppy disk also got damaged by heat, therefore this delay.
The announcement vid could have one of those glitch shots bzzz bzzzzz
daron christie
Active Member
With all the hijacks Gabriel must be having second thoughts 
TinFish
Well-Known Member
Pretty sure he's asking to terminate his contract already. Hence the hold up.
AbouCuéllar
Author of A-M essays 📚
This player is being hugely underrated, here.
Is he Erling Haaland? No. Is he a very good player who can be elite? Yes. (Remember, this footballer was seen as a huge coup for City when signed, City beat Madrid and Barça out to his signature: we are talking about significant ceiling here still, at age 24)
Comparing him to Harry Kane on FBref makes for interesting reading.
Preferable system and different usage for Jesus are points worth noting which complicate a direct comparison, but Jesus comes out better in basically every category. When we look at just the most obvious and directly relevant to a forward, it's .72 npG+A for Jesus to .61 for Kane and .71 npxG+A to .73 for Kane.
(https://fbref.com/en/players/b400bde0/Raheem-Sterling -- might make for interesting comparisonn, statistically, since City's style is so distinctive statistically to Tottenham's...or Mané : https://fbref.com/en/players/c691bfe2/Sadio-Mane -- in short, we are talking about the creme de la creme of the premier, and he compares very well)
What we know is we have got a complete CF, with a very well-rounded skillset, ideally suited for our system and style of play who will improve both our overall play and overall goal-scoring potential significantly from what we had last season, a player who kept out Sterling, Grealish, and Mahrezs of the world for big parts of the season and was a starter in many of City's, probably the best team in the world, biggest games, and a player who still has some room to grow at his age and ability level.
He is literally the exact type of player a club of our level should be targeting, very much the profile of the kind of signings Liverpool made when building their project under Klopp, talented players, proven at a reasonable level and undervalued by the market for varying reasons, ideal for the system they would be employed in, and being given a chance for protagonism and continuity at their club.
At 24 and £45m, already PL-proven, we should also get good ROI should the club continue its evolution and be able to compete for the next Haaland type talent in years coming.
Is he Erling Haaland? No. Is he a very good player who can be elite? Yes. (Remember, this footballer was seen as a huge coup for City when signed, City beat Madrid and Barça out to his signature: we are talking about significant ceiling here still, at age 24)
Comparing him to Harry Kane on FBref makes for interesting reading.
Preferable system and different usage for Jesus are points worth noting which complicate a direct comparison, but Jesus comes out better in basically every category. When we look at just the most obvious and directly relevant to a forward, it's .72 npG+A for Jesus to .61 for Kane and .71 npxG+A to .73 for Kane.
(https://fbref.com/en/players/b400bde0/Raheem-Sterling -- might make for interesting comparisonn, statistically, since City's style is so distinctive statistically to Tottenham's...or Mané : https://fbref.com/en/players/c691bfe2/Sadio-Mane -- in short, we are talking about the creme de la creme of the premier, and he compares very well)
What we know is we have got a complete CF, with a very well-rounded skillset, ideally suited for our system and style of play who will improve both our overall play and overall goal-scoring potential significantly from what we had last season, a player who kept out Sterling, Grealish, and Mahrezs of the world for big parts of the season and was a starter in many of City's, probably the best team in the world, biggest games, and a player who still has some room to grow at his age and ability level.
He is literally the exact type of player a club of our level should be targeting, very much the profile of the kind of signings Liverpool made when building their project under Klopp, talented players, proven at a reasonable level and undervalued by the market for varying reasons, ideal for the system they would be employed in, and being given a chance for protagonism and continuity at their club.
At 24 and £45m, already PL-proven, we should also get good ROI should the club continue its evolution and be able to compete for the next Haaland type talent in years coming.
Xln
Get me Jesus on the phone 📲
Remember reports saying Alexis Sanchez wanted to return to Arsenal after the first week at UTD?
Probs getting same reports soon
Tom Mix
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My mind is clearer now, at last all too well I can see where we all soon will be.
GLITCH
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Don't really care about the announcement video. I reckon this cinematic piece of art will be better.
Jury
A-M's drunk uncle
Easily the most significant signing made by any club.
carter777
Thinks Poch Is The GOAT
Country: England
Player:Saka
Imagine this announcement video and Stranger Things part 2 drop on the same day.
The internet may legit go down.
AbouCuéllar
Author of A-M essays 📚
You think? Sterling (still a top, top player) and Frenkie de Jong look like they might be that for me.
Maybe in terms of how much of an upgrade he is on what came prior, you could make that argument, though Frenkie would have a big shout there, too.
yorch44
Commander of the Pelotudo Brigade
It would be awesome in only once in your life you could synthetase your long posts. It's ok to write long but not every single post you make. Synthesis is a very rated skill in life.
AbouCuéllar
Author of A-M essays 📚
En el trabajo pienso en ser conciso y elegir mis palabras bien, en un foro de fútbol, pues, pensar mucho mis palabras e intentar ser conciso me costaría más trabajo y tiempo (por muy contradictorio que suene eso), y lo suelto tal y como me sale.
Sé que es un coñazo para leer para algunos, pero bueno, nadie tiene que leerlo, lo dicho, no estamos trabajando aquí.
yorch44
Commander of the Pelotudo Brigade
Entiendo, pero podrías tomarlo hasta como un ejercicio personal que te ayuda a mejorar la habilidad. A veces sí son muy largos de leer xD.En el trabajo pienso en ser conciso y elegir mis palabras bien, en un foro de fútbol, pues, pensar mucho mis palabras e intentar ser conciso me costaría más trabajo y tiempo (por muy contradictorio que suene eso), y lo suelto tal y como me sale.
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