Gabriel Martinelli: Dogback

DJ_Markstar

Based and Artetapilled

Country: England

Player:Zubimendi
He's just not very good against this current crop of PL setups. He's wonderful in CL though so he's still useful. Honestly our CL games have been far more enjoyable to watch. Teams actually allow us to play football.

Think its because we're not seen as a serious team on the European stage yet. Can't fault the European teams really, until we win a CL we'll never be seen in the elite bracket in terms of how other teams and fanbases view us.
 

grange

Edu Defence League 🫡

Country: USA

Player:Calafiori
Think its because we're not seen as a serious team on the European stage yet. Can't fault the European teams really, until we win a CL we'll never been in the elite bracket in terms of how other teams and fanbases view us.
Yeah, I'd say so. Real Madrid fans are still in denial over the beat down we gave them. Martinelli roasting them in injury time was just magical.
 

DJ_Markstar

Based and Artetapilled

Country: England

Player:Zubimendi
Yeah, I'd say so. Real Madrid fans are still in denial over the beat down we gave them. Martinelli roasting them in injury time was just magical.

Hmmm...perhaps I have a different view of RM fans, one of my best mates is a RM fan and he told me before those games we'd batter them as they were playing like dogsh*t and then text me after saying "well done but you'll lose to PSG".

F*cker was right about that too 😭
 

grange

Edu Defence League 🫡

Country: USA

Player:Calafiori
Hmmm...perhaps I have a different view of RM fans, one of my best mates is a RM fan and he told me before those games we'd batter them as they were playing like dogsh*t and then text me after saying "well done but you'll lose to PSG".

F*cker was right about that too 😭
Sure there are some normal well adjusted outliers but the rest are Rasmis and Ducks
 

PrinzPoldi

Active Member

Country: USA

Player:Havertz
Can't believe what he did to Bradley. Disgraceful.
He said he did not know Bradley was really injured.
Also if this was a City or Pool player, they would say this is competitive nature and desire to win.
 

grange

Edu Defence League 🫡

Country: USA

Player:Calafiori
What he did wasn’t cool, but a lot of footballers play act to buy time for their teams. The knock that Bradley took seemed pretty innocuous, so I don’t blame Nelli for trying to get a move on.
He threw the ball at him and then tried to move him. It was pretty bad, man.
 

Steps

Well-Known Member
He threw the ball at him and then tried to move him. It was pretty bad, man.
To be fair, the ball thing is what rubbed me the wrong way the most. It was really disrespectful. We've seen players move/drag opposition plenty of times (this is not me endorsing it), but tossing a ball at someone always seems pretty amateur.
 

Batman

Hard on crime, soft on Stan

Country: USA

Player:Nwaneri
His bank account needs to be checked. We've been in the drivers seat in 3 title races and this clown has bottled basics at critical moments of all 3. I'm not blaming everything on him as his teammates were sh*t too but if he scores that goal it's a comfortable 2 or 3 nil stroll. He cannot be trusted as anything other than a defensive sub.
 

Rattata

Well-Known Member
His bank account needs to be checked. We've been in the drivers seat in 3 title races and this clown has bottled basics at critical moments of all 3. I'm not blaming everything on him as his teammates were sh*t too but if he scores that goal it's a comfortable 2 or 3 nil stroll. He cannot be trusted as anything other than a defensive sub.
What a load of crap. Martinelli was one of the few players that performed in 2022/23 when it mattered. In the other title race he wasn't a starter and barely played.
 

Trilly

All views posted are NOT my own

Country: England
Can we kill this myth that he’s a good finisher?

He’s got good instincts I’ll give him that but he seems to miss a few sitters a season and I’m not talking about ‘he should be scoring there’ sitters, I’m talking about the ‘how the **** did he not ****ing score there’ sitters :lol:
 

Batman

Hard on crime, soft on Stan

Country: USA

Player:Nwaneri
That was horrific performance and horrific miss from 1 yard.

Shouldn't start pl game anymore I honestly got tired of him Arteta need to play trossard in league until his legs fall off. Or use noni
The move is to play one of Saka or Trossard at LW and play Noni, Ethan and Dowman at RW. Nelli should only ever be used as a sub to protect a lead in the league. You cannot have a guy this prone to failing at the most basic things that non league players can do in their sleep in a league with fine margins.
 

Sanchez11

Fs FC

Country: England
Can we kill this myth that he’s a good finisher?

He’s got good instincts I’ll give him that but he seems to miss a few sitters and I’m not talking about ‘he should be scoring there’ sitters, I’m talking about the ‘how the **** did he not ****ing score there’ sitters :lol:
Hes going in the summer, i aint arsed anymore.
 

Yousif Arsenal

Was on Vinai's payroll; misses 4th place trophy 🏆
The move is to play one of Saka or Trossard at LW and play Noni, Ethan and Dowman at RW. Nelli should only ever be used as a sub to protect a lead in the league. You cannot have a guy this prone to failing at the most basic things that non league players can do in their sleep in a league with fine margins.
He only useful currently as sub as him starter i cant remember a good performance in league
 

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