Granit Xhaka: Xhak Off?

[Jury]

Only experience you have with choking is on the various *mod edit: too far*

They saved your life again

 

[CaseUteinberger]

Man could banter off a two ruptured ACL’s in a month. Need to use his plasma on the others.

Funny how genetics work. Some guys just have really strong and durable joints (not the ones you smoke, although maybe thinking about it...) that just don't get easily injured while other seem to be made out of glass. Imagine you could mix Xhaka with Santi Carzola! Put them together as an Arsenal's Monster! Maybe we should send it to KSE as a business idea?

 

[RacingPhoton]

Need to run a Turing test on this guy.

 

[Jury]

Funny how genetics work. Some guys just have really strong and durable joints (not the ones you smoke, although maybe thinking about it...) that just don't get easily injured while other seem to be made out of glass. Imagine you could mix Xhaka with Santi Carzola! Put them together as an Arsenal's Monster! Maybe we should send it to KSE as a business idea?

I was just pondering this and I ended up searching the ending scene of Unbreakable on YouTube like normal people do on short holiday breaks Came to the conclusion that Rozza may have been a t3rrorist and Xhaka will meet him one day. **** knows. I’m sure it will all make sense one day!

 

[Trilly]

They saved your life again

did it myself for comedic/dramatic effect.

 

[RacingPhoton]

But the club announced his full return to training only in January.

 

[samshere]

Good to have him back before the AFCON. Was nervous about how Lokonga/AMN would've held down the position for those 2 months. Also formed a very solid partnership with Partey when both of them played together last year.

 

[CaseUteinberger]

I was just pondering this and I ended up searching the ending scene of Unbreakable on YouTube like normal people do on short holiday breaks Came to the conclusion that Rozza may have been a t3rrorist and Xhaka will meet him one day. **** knows. I’m sure it will all make sense one day!

All I know is he will outlast us all!

 

[gunner4lyfe]

No bump today about how he was missed? No? Only when we dont win? Ok, kool.

 

[Jury]

We should be elevated into the title race convo when he returns. Holy ****.

 

[Lidl_Reed]

Imagine you could mix Xhaka with Santi Carzola! Put them together as an Arsenal's Monster!

Imagine you do that and get Xhaka with jelly legs

 

[CaseUteinberger]

Imagine you do that and get Xhaka with jelly legs

Proper Frankstein's Bride...

 

[MikeVinna]

I imagine we completely fall apart when he returns.

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

We've had so many talents like Eduardo, Jack, Diaby, Rosicky etc get destroyed by injuries.

Then you've got Granit who could basically walk off an ACL tear.

 

[Maybe]

I imagine we completely fall apart when he returns.

Not even sure why there is so much talk about his return, it's not like we are waiting for prime Vieira to return. Xhaka is a meaningless player for us, we can swap him for nobodies like AMN and Lokonga, and at worst, the results are gonna stay the same.

 

[drippin]

Not even sure why there is so much talk about his return, it's not like we are waiting for prime Vieira to return. Xhaka is a meaningless player for us, we can swap him for nobodies like AMN and Lokonga, and at worst, the results are gonna stay the same.

Either have not performed many games at great level. Great start of course.

Plus if either gets injured, it's not good.

Getting Xhaka back is important for our season. It's a long one.

 

[Xln]

So basically him returning 1 month earlier than planned means we are fvcked 1 extra month more this season

 

[Riou]

We've had so many talents like Eduardo, Jack, Diaby, Rosicky etc get destroyed by injuries.

Then you've got Granit who could basically walk off an ACL tear.

Exactly, why can't our good players over the years be like this?

Meanwhile...I don't remember Mustafi every really being injured, ffs...while the likes of Xhaka and Giroud are just walking off broken bones

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

Exactly, why can't our good players over the years be like this?

Meanwhile...I don't remember Mustafi every really being injured, ffs...while the likes of Xhaka and Giroud are just walking off broken bones

God is not an Arsenal fan it seems

 

[drippin]

Not being injury-prone is something you pay for. We did with Partey and White.

Of course the Arsenal curse activated with Partey. And we injured him on purpose with derby friendlies, because why not.