Country: England
There are a lot of contenders here, were you will go "Yeah, fair enough" when someone says their name...it's very tight.
Zanetti is a classic one, great player...though every time I see him, I just think of Thierry mauling him in 2003.
That tired SpongeBob meme, was pretty much Javier after that game
I remember watching Henry do the same to that Roma team with the likes of Cafu, Samuel and Panucci in defence…he scored a hattrick and made them look pretty average.