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Hector Bellerin: The B's Knee

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Rest in peace Alan Brazil.
 

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:lol: Why has Hector buried Alan Brazil?

He was calling for Hector when he announced he was vegan. Said it’s why he’s a sh*t defender and should eat a steak like a man or something.

Think he compared him to Costa saying he’d never go vegan even though the Atletico trainer had him on a strict diet of steamed vegetables.

Basically never take dietary advice from a man who’s complexion is permanently beetroot red.
 

Jury

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He was calling for Hector when he announced he was vegan. Said it’s why he’s a sh*t defender and should eat a steak like a man or something.

Think he compared him to Costa saying he’d never go vegan even though the Atletico trainer had him on a strict diet of steamed vegetables.

Basically never take dietary advice from a man who’s complexion is permanently beetroot red.
:lol: It had to be something! Yeah Brazil looks like his ****ing head is going to explode any moment. I bet his blood pressure is off the chart.
 

Jury

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Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.
 
Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.
Yes because all women are the same and have the exact same type...
 
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