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Hector Bellerin: The B's Knee

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razörist

Soft With The Ladies, Hard With The Mes

Country: Morocco
Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.
For sure. You just know Hector chats them up with his vegan and solving world hunger one food insecure child at a time angle, gives them the pinga before midnight and is back at home for a good 7 hours of sleep before training. :drool:
 

Rex Stone

Long live the fighters
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Country: Wales
Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.

Ngl mate struggling to see what part of being with Alan would be fun :lol:
 

Tir Na Nog

Changes Opinion Every 5 Minutes

Country: Ireland
Alan Brazil is the highest paid TalkSport presenter yet offers zero insight when it comes to football and rarely ever says anything other than what you'd hear from some bloke down the pub. Have no idea why people love him, he's probably harmless in fairness to him but in terms of being a presenter, a football analyst or anything like that he offers next to nothing.

To genuinely stay that Bellerin's not performing in a game is down to not eating enough steak is utterly laughable and downright mind-boggling if he genuinely believes it.

TalkSport in general is a load of ****e, used to listen to it maybe 4/5 years ago but got sick of it. With Alan offering nothing, Mark Saggers constantly shouting about stuff, Adrian Durham being a radio troll, Stan Colleymore who's just an absolute tosser of the highest level and others. It's all the same type of folk on it and the same type of folk who ring in. The type who read the Sun or the Mail religiously, very rarely give any real opinions outside of so and so being a disgrace, not showing passion and the general pub talk cliches when it comes to football. 5 Live isn't perfect by any means but at least they have serious discussions and try to give proper insight. The best thing I did for my own sanity was just stop listening, now I only know about what's been said by someone like Brazil because of twitter.
 

Mrs Bergkamp

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Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.
Sorry mate but NOOOOO.
 

Jury

A-M's drunk uncle
Alan Brazil is the highest paid TalkSport presenter yet offers zero insight when it comes to football and rarely ever says anything other than what you'd hear from some bloke down the pub. Have no idea why people love him, he's probably harmless in fairness to him but in terms of being a presenter, a football analyst or anything like that he offers next to nothing.

To genuinely stay that Bellerin's not performing in a game is down to not eating enough steak is utterly laughable and downright mind-boggling if he genuinely believes it.

TalkSport in general is a load of ****e, used to listen to it maybe 4/5 years ago but got sick of it. With Alan offering nothing, Mark Saggers constantly shouting about stuff, Adrian Durham being a radio troll, Stan Colleymore who's just an absolute tosser of the highest level and others. It's all the same type of folk on it and the same type of folk who ring in. The type who read the Sun or the Mail religiously, very rarely give any real opinions outside of so and so being a disgrace, not showing passion and the general pub talk cliches when it comes to football. 5 Live isn't perfect by any means but at least they have serious discussions and try to give proper insight. The best thing I did for my own sanity was just stop listening, now I only know about what's been said by someone like Brazil because of twitter.
It’s a pure troll station. They’re all masters at this point :lol:
 

Lidl_Reed

Wants a new name
Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.
Hhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

Imagine thinking any woman would want this in bed

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Instead of

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Whatever makes you feel good about being obese af though.
 

YeahBee

Terrible hot takes
Alan is a mans man, though, isn't he? Bellerin would get paid more to pose on a glossy front cover, but at the end of the day, women lean towards the Alan Brazil type for companionship and fun. In the real world, women don't want to be brutalised for two hours by a super athlete and then left alone for the evening. The reality is the vast majority want 20 minutes tops, a cuddle and then something sweet with a cup of tea. A vegan diet is definitely healthier though.
A vegan diet is mos def not healthier

Especially for an athlete, and he has looked worse since coming out

Humans are omnivorous by nature, that is a scientifique fact

If anything we should eat less grown grains that is not natural.
 

Lidl_Reed

Wants a new name
A vegan diet is mos def not healthier

Especially for an athlete, and he has looked worse since coming out

Humans are omnivorous by nature, that is a scientifique fact

If anything we should eat less grown grains that is not natural.
We don't know what diet is healthier for Hector, since we don't know what he's eating. A vegan diet could be healthy and cover all nutrients, while a normal diet might miss something, depending on what exactly is being eaten. Pretty sure Hector has nutritionists that can help him, and hair aside, he looks as good as ever.
 

Vinci

The Sultan of Unai

Country: Netherlands
A vegan diet is mos def not healthier

Especially for an athlete, and he has looked worse since coming out

Humans are omnivorous by nature, that is a scientifique fact

If anything we should eat less grown grains that is not natural.
Maybe we are omnivorous by nature, but that doesn't mean that can't change. We also used to be monkeys, but people have developed.

I don't think anything points to Bellerin suffering from a vegan diet, so if he feels good eating that way, why should it be a problem.
 

TheArsenalis

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Maybe we are omnivorous by nature, but that doesn't mean that can't change. We also used to be monkeys, but people have developed.

I don't think anything points to Bellerin suffering from a vegan diet, so if he feels good eating that way, why should it be a problem.
You used to be monkey
 
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